as stated by dominic monaghan and billy boyd in commentary
-- you can't tig on a tog
-- you have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig Billy
-- you can't tag on a tig
-- you can't double-tig a tag
-- if Billy's gonna tig you back, you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down
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and the members would like to add...
-- you can't triple-tog a tag
-- before you tog elijah you have to tackle him onto a bed
-- if you tag on a tig you have to rip all their clothes off and marinate them in kisses
-- within a 24 hour period, you are only allowed 3 tigs per tag...if you go over that amount you have a tog - after 3 togs, you are barred from tig for one month
-- if you tig Dom twice within 2 hours, he has to get on his knees in front of you and say "I'm not worthy!"
-- never double tig on a tog after 11 pm on Sundays in front of a naked midget wearing pink bunny ears and juggling meatballs
-- you have to tig on a tog tag, but if it's noon on a Wednesday, then you have to tog on Elijah while eating BBQ chips
-- you can't tig on a tog during the twelfth Sunday on the year while wearing a cowboy hat and doing the hokey pokey
-- if you're going to perform a tig on the 29th of February, you need to perform a flying glomp on one of the four Hobbit actors or say "you can't double-tig a tag" 29 times fast
-- if you tig Billy when he's drinking something alcoholic, he has to sing the hobbit drinking song
-- you can't tig on a tag on March 24, unless it's on the 3rd Sunday of a leap year
-- you can't tig a tog unless you've togged a tag, but that's only after you've tagged a tig on a tog on a tiggity tag tog
-- never double tag a tig-tog on Friday 13th unless you want Dom to spank you...actually not a bad idea, this may be a rule to be broken
-- you can't tog a tig while Dom has 'Trees' written on his hands
-- a turg can be performed after you triple-tig someone who's double-togged someone else
-- there are bonus tigs for every stranger you tog in a crowded area
-- you're supposed to tig a tog on the day that tigging a tog is allowed, and tigging a tog in a crowd gives you the right to tig and tog at any tig toggin time
-- the first Tuesday of every month, every tog has to be accompanied by a snog
-- if you tag Billy after he's been togged then everyone must hop backwards while chanting "got gat git" until someone manages to double tig Dom. Then all may resume movement as normal
-- if you tig a person with red hair, and they tig you back you have to shout: hallelujah, hobbit power!
-- if you are tigged by Billy, then you must in return tag Billy's tig
-- bonus points to whoever can tog 5 times in a row
-- you must have 5 tigs in a row before you can tog
-- if you tig a person on their birthday, they must tiss you back. (A tiss is a tig using lips only.) Unless it's a leap year, then the tiss becomes a tuss
-- if you triple-tig Dom, he has to tag your next tog
-- after your third tig and you've received four togs, you must tig on a stranger once then tigtog Dom, who then has to punch Billy, who then must tag Elijah
-- you cannot tig on a tag-tog until exactly 13 minutes after eating second breakfast
-- if you tag on a tog, the tog must have first followed a tig which was previously tagged on a tog
-- you can't tog if hamsters were involved when you were double-tagged on a tig
-- you can't tug someone until you're already togtigtagged (in that order) on the third Thursday of February or August. If that day happens to be a full moon, you can double-tug
-- you can only tig-tag a tog if you have previously demonstrated the ability to juggle two apples and an orange. Otherwise, you must strip down to your underwear and do the Funky Chicken dance in a public place
-- you can't double tig your friend if you have drunk a pint of hot chocolate with mini marshmallows at lunch time in the last 48 hours
-- if you are triple-tig-tagged by Dom at any one time, it is then perfectly acceptable to ravish a nearby Orli
-- if your name is George you can triple tig on a double tag, but you can't tig on a tag without a bra
-- a quintuple tog on Elijah means you automatically win the game
-- if you triple tig-tag Dom after he's been togged, he has to jump in a wading pool of chocolate wearing only his underwear while juggling three strawberries
-- if you double tig-tag Dom after he triple tigs you, he has to call you Queen of the Universe and give you a kiss every half hour for the rest of the day
-- if you tigtagdouble-tog Sean, he must quintuple-tog you, then be your ever-loving Sam until you quintuple-tog him in return (Which is never)
-- if you tic on a tog which came after a tic, you must go on one knee and sing the national tig anthem in your underpants
-- if you triple-tig after being tagtigtogged twice, you must sing the entire "Hey! Ho! To The Bottle I Go!" anthem for 5 minutes straight
-- if Dom's going to double-tig a tog, then he has to do the truffle shuffle, then get sent to his room
-- there is a special, cheater's way to tig on a tog that I'm not supposed to tell you about, because it involves trekking off to southeast Asia and finding the ivory squid. The squid will grant you three wishes, and if you make tea in a bucket of a golden oak then.... To heck with it! You just can't tig on a tog!
-- you can't tig Dom after he's togged you
-- the only way to tag on a triple tig tog is to spell Elijah's name backwards while holding his left ear with your right hand and tie your shoelaces with your left hand
-- the guys have to stop picking on Elijah. You can't tig on a broken heart
-- you can't tig a tog unless you tag a tig, and at the same time, you must be togging a tag whilst doing a triple backward somersault and eating a raw carrot, otherwise you must buy Dominic Monaghan a year's supply of lollipops
-- if you tig a tag on a Thursday in April, you have to tog a lobster. However if it's a Thursday in May, you have to pay the person to your left 10 bucks and tog them
-- you can't tig Elijah without tigging Dom and Billy
-- if you tig on a double-tig-tag, then you have to run in circles three times while pantsing as many Fellowship boys as possible
-- if Elijah tigs you, you have to tig both Dom and Billy at the same time, while Dom tags Elijah, Billy tugs Dom, and Sean stands and laughs
-- if you want to double tig Sean, then you have to give his daughter a piggyback ride
-- misspeaks (i.e. "Tigger") are funny, but not allowed
-- you can only tig a tog-tag-tog-tig on Fridays in leap years, unless you went shopping for a pair of size seven shoes between 4 and 5 PM
-- you can't 'twag' if you're playing standard tig. You can if you're playing TiggyDrink (1 sip for every tig, 2 for a tog, etc) but that's a completely different game
-- when you tog Dom, you must scream "tog" across a room to him
-- if you tig someone on the 24th of September, you bake them muffins
-- when you tog Elijah, you must run around laughing like a monkey until Dom tigs you
-- if Sean tigs you, you must tog Elijah while tagging Billy and Dom with your pinkies
-- if you want to tig on a double tog, you have to wait for a triple tig, from another party, otherwise you have to pet my satanic cat. damn that satanic cat.
-- you can't tig on a tog the first Wednesday of every month, and if you do, you have to eat barbecued pickle ice cream while wearing pink pants. Unless of course the month in question has an "R" in it; then it's a completely different story
-- if you are going to tag Dom, you have to spin around and sing "When Doves Cry"
-- you must enunciate properly when tigging a tog after a double-tig because occasionally tygs are mistaken for tigs (tygs are illegal, unless used after tagging Dom while he's drinking lemonade out of a pink curly straw)
-- whatever Elijah says tig-wise becomes suddenly against the rules
-- you have to tag a double tig before a tog after you've just tagged Billy
-- all the aforementioned rules do not apply while you are on your menstual cycle. You are allowed to tig and tog to your heart's content however you please during this wretched time
-- if you lick your palms before you tog someone, they are forced to forfeit their next eleven tigs
-- if you tog Billy right after Dom has tagged you, you all must sit down and eat carrots. A lot of carrots. If Elijah starts to laugh, he has to tigtag himself for the next five minutes
-- if you go into a 7-11 and start tigging the slurpee dispenser, you must always start with a tig to the sour strawberry flavor. If you don't, Dom must fill that cute little hat he wore to the SAG awards with slurpee, put it on his head, and have you eat it off of him
-- if you get tog-o-rama'd, you cannot talk or move for 10 seconds
-- if you double tag Dom you must take a badger and a pot of honey to Vegas in a limo, but only if the double tagging of Dom has been preceded by the tig-tog-tigging of Billy by way of Sean
-- if you really want to double-tig a tag, it's possible when Dom and Billy are watching the movie The Faculty without laughing when seeing Elijah
-- if you triple-tigtogtug on Elijah more than twice on a full moon then Billy can no longer double-togtag-triple-tig on the 29th of February if Dom has poked a badger with a spoon during the previous 48 hours
-- if you're the triple tag after a double tig tog before a tog, then you have to kiss Billy's left foot and sing him the hobbit drinking song backwards
-- if you tig Dom on the sixth Sunday of every second year while Billy has a piece of tape on his chest and is drinking coffee, Dom must rip the tape off of Billy's chest while singing the Bath Song. Billy must then pour his coffee on Dom and do an insane death dance, but Dom must continue to sing the Bath Song or the whole tig has gone bad and must be repeated
-- you can't tig on a tag, and if you tag, you gotta do a tog, but only if you do a tug before, then tigtig tigtag doo da
-- if you are double-tagged by anyone, you have to spin around in circles, with your pants down, on your knees, until you fall down out of dizziness
-- with a snake lolly in your left pocket and Elijah in your right, you can triple tigtogtag on a double tigtag
-- if you are ever in a bus, car, etc, and you tig someone, you must quack and flop like a duck
-- if you tog a tig, then you have to hop around on one leg down the hotel hallway wearing nothing but a bikini bottom and a pair of green heels, but if it's 7 pm on a Thursday, then you have to perform a double tig tag tog in thirty seconds or you get knocked into the pool
-- Dom must be tigtagtogged six times by Sean on the first and third Wednesday of every month, unless it falls on his birthday, in which case he can be tigged, tagged, and/or togged to his heart's content by whomever he desires
-- you can't tig on the 3rd month of every fourth year, and if you do you have to wait 'till the second Friday after to tag again
-- if you tig on a tog, you have to sing the hobbit beer drinking song while doing a handstand and chewing bubblegum
-- you can triple tig a double tog, but only if one of the other players has triple togged you after tigging Orlando's dog
-- you can't elephant tigtog a tag
-- you can't tigtog an elephant tag
-- if you try to tig on a tag, you'll be forced to shig or shag
-- you can only tig Dom if he's snogging Viggo
-- you can't do a tig after a tigtog or a togtag or a tigtag; if you do, you have to bounce on one leg singing the hobbit drinking song
-- if you tig 3 guys in a row, you have to do an impression of a duck in front of the 3 guys you tigged
-- you can't tig back if you have just been tagged by a person wearing a set of prosthetic feet, unless you can recite the names of the seven dwarfs before you can be tigtagged back
-- you can't tig on a tog if you already togged Dom
-- if you successfully triple-tag Dom, he has to chase you across the room while shouting "Spork!" at the top of his lungs
-- if Elijah gets togged on a tig, he has to climb the nearest tree and belt out "The Star-Spangled Banner" in Dutch
-- if Billy tigs Sean after Dom has just tag-tigged Billy, then Dom has to get a pink belly from everyone who he has tig-togged within the past hour, and be dumped in a kiddie pool filled with Jell-o before the next 27 minutes or else all previous tigs, tags or togs are forfeit
-- you must be standing on Dom to tog Elijah after he has been tigged by Billy
-- if you're going to tig Elijah at 3 am on Friday the 13th, you must first break a mirror, have a black cat cross your path, and walk under 13 ladders
-- you can only tog Billy on the ear if he's wearing his pjs and has the hiccups
-- if you can catch him, you have to tickle Lij's toes to tig someone of your choice
-- you can't tag a tig if you are carnivorous and have already togged Dom or Billy, and can only tig Dom if you are rolling on the floor laughing at the tag that someone else made
-- you can't tig tag tig tag tog tag unless you are holding a Lord of the Rings dvd and a cup used to play "Cup" with
-- the elusive triple-tig-quad-tog can only be made if Billy is found not speaking with his adorable accent
-- if you're going to tig on a double-tag-tog, you have to throw your hands in the air and scream like a maniac
-- you may not tigtag Elijah on the third Sunday in June unless he is wearing eyeliner. Consequently, you cannot double tigtogtug anyone, anytime unless Billy's wearing nothing but a kilt and ducky socks, riding on Dom's shoulders shouting fan-dabi-dozi! repeatedly. If you do, you too must strip down to a kilt and ducky socks (and a flattering corset if you're a girl) and ride on Lij's shoulders shouting "fan-dabi-double-dozi!" until Sean is tigtagtogged on his third turn while chasing shirtless Orli around the parking lot
-- if you double tig on a tog while Billy's drunk, he has to do a Scottish jig and then proceed to tag Dom, who must triple tig Elijah and Sean at the same time
-- if you tig on a multiple of 3, you must answer this question: "what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" before you can tig again
-- after you've been tigged 10 times, you must run around in a circle singing a pub song with marshmallows in your mouth
-- if you tag a tog twice and Lij has just tigged Billy, then the person who tigged 3 times before has to quack like a duck and spank the person who togged a tig twice
-- when double tagging a tog, you must sing 12 Days of Christmas, substituting LotR phrases, ie "3 Elven rings, two towers in alliance, and One Ring to rule them all!"
-- anyone caught tog-tiggity-tagging on a tic must hop backwards on one foot while carrying exactly 42 mushrooms borrowed from the nearest irate mushroom farmer and singing the Hobbit drinking song in Spanish until someone tog-tiggity-tags them back
-- you can't tog on a tag or a tig, unless you tag on Dom's cup
-- if Dom's going to double tog Billy, he's to screech insanely like a monkey, and if Billy's going to tig Dom back, he will have to sing opera
-- you can't tig Elijah unless you watch a Barney episode
-- you can't tig on a togtig or you have to do a sexy hobbit dance
-- if you tig on a tag after another has been togged and it is the first day of the month in the Shire-reckoning, then you must put on your hobbit feet and skip around the room until you have been tagged back and then you proceed to dance with the hobbit actor of your choice until Billy is tigged and Elijah must make the routine elephant sound
-- you only double tig Dom after Billy has double tagged-tig-togged Sean while singing the "greatest American Hero" theme song in Spanish wearing nothing but a kilt and red lipstick
-- if Billy as been tog-tigged, Dom must stand in a tea chest with a paper bag on his head, singing "I've got a Lovely Bunch of Co-co-nuts" until Elijah or Sean is double tagged, or tigged togged tagged tigged togged togged
-- if you tog-tag-tog-tig (each being in its own time - you tig someone, they __ you, you tag someone, etc) in that order uninterrupted, you must rip off your shirt, take a patriotic pose, and sing "Do your ears hang low?"
-- a double tig on a double tog means that you have to triple tag Billy, who must down a pint and do a hobbit dance
-- an incorrect tig made in hopes of performing an indecent act on another player is strictly forbidden; however, a tog made for this purpose is permissible
-- if you tig a tag, you have to make a loser sign on your head, then say awoooga
-- if you triple tig a triple tag, you have to get up and try to tackle Paul the Giant (now you really have to have listened to the commentary to know who he is)
-- you can't tig on a tog unless your tig has a tog and your tog has a tig
-- if you tig Orli and then Billy and then Dom and then Lij, you have to run around like a chicken
-- you can't tog Billy until you've run around singing "I'm a Little Teapot," with the dance moves, of course!
-- Dom has to do a wild monkey dance until Billy or Orli is tigged
-- a player must wait until a togged player has been double-tigged at least three times before tagging him
-- you can never, on any occasion, double-tig-tag if the tagster has been togged twice in the same day before yesterday. Exceptions are made if togster has red eyes
-- you can double tig a tag before 4pm on Wednesdays, if the person you double tig is wearing blue
-- if you tag on tog after tigging on a teg, you've got to bring out the pints of ale
-- if you double tig a double tig on a double tog, you must be completely rolled up in aluminum foil (or toilet paper if needed) except for one finger, and then resume gameplay as normal
-- tigging on two Elijah Wood tags requires dancing the Macarena
-- you can't tag on a tig or a tog, but you can tog on a tig and tag
-- you can't triple-tig on a tag, and if ya do, you have to run around, tig Billy, tog Dom, tag Elijah, and double-tig Viggo (who is completely clueless) the amount of times the hobbits wore their feet but weren't filmed, multiplied by the thread-count of Frodo's vest, divided by the circumference of Gandalf's hat, plus pi r squared, multiplied by the number of times they show the Ring...unless it's a leap-year... then you have to do an impression of BK's drunken-Sam walk. ("I love red wine!!")
-- you can't tog a tig if the yag is ligging in a cake
-- if you tiggity-tog-tag Orli and he now understands more than 5 rules, you have to give him the 'Rentboy' look (from 'Wilde') and then Orli has to snog a hobbit of choice
-- if you tig on a tug, you must do four cartwheels, two forward handsprings, and a somersault in a row
-- if you tig on a tiggity-tag, you have to throw 28 pineapples at Sean and run around like a demented turkey
-- if you are double tigged by both Dom and Billy, then Orlando has to snog you
-- you can't tig-a-tag-a-tog or tog-a-tag-a-tig
-- if you tig, do it with a smile
-- you can't tig on a tag and if you tog Billy, you have to make a noise like an elephant
-- you can never double tig a tog after tigging someone else who togged you, unless you togged them before they tigged you, thus togging you
-- if you septuple tog Elijah on September the 14th, Elijah must perform a reenactment of Huck Finn for 31 seconds, followed by both Elijah and Allie singing "The Pirates who Don't do Anything." However, if the septuple tog is acted on Sean, the Huck Finn reenactment (still by Elijah) will be followed by all players singing "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
-- in order to tog Billy's tig and tag Dom's tog in a 2 hour time period, Elijah and Sean must have togged your tags while wearing tutus
-- if in a public place (unless it's a movie theater), rules 7, 14, 18, and 30 apply only to the person sitting on your right
-- if you triple tig Billy in the fourth round of play, you absolutely must do a choke-hold on Dom until he passes out. Triple points go to the person who gets the most double tags in before he wakes back up. If no choke-hold is administered, then Dom gets to sit out a round and enjoy a frothy mug of Guinness