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VSD-Inspired Captions

What is VSD? That's short for the Very Secret Diaries. These are captions I made up in the wee hours of the night based on the brillant works of Classandra Claire. If you haven't read them by now, you should click here and read all of them, so you better understand the following captions.

Merry and Pippin have just seen the pointy hat trick for the first time.

" Mmm, is that a hint of strawberry?"

"I wonder where that woodchuck went."

"Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me.Feel an Elven pout coming on."

" I always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor was supposed to summon armies of the West.

"Apparently not. V. educational, all the same."

"Uh, Merry? I know how fond you are of your vegetables, but Moria just isn't the place."

" I wear purple dresses with pride."

Frodo: "So he takes his hat, you see, and then..." Sam: "That's very disturbing, Mr. Frodo."

"Do you mind? I'm trying to write in my diary,er...journal."

"Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor."