Chapter One- The Blah Religion At the beginning of blah there was nothing. But one day people started realising something was different in their lives. This difference was blah. Blah is still unexplained to this day and we may never know the truth, though many people think they already do...know the truth. Blah is an imaginary substance which makes things better. But sometimes blah gets into the wrong hands. This is how Blahdy Flyers and Blah Monsters came to exist and in turn, blah guns were created. Blah worshipers are few but the religion is slowly growing. Boy, do I mean slow. If more people knew about blah there would be a lot less people who cared about every single thing in their puny existence. But blah forgives and forgets. Some believe blah is a machine, programed to make us be whatever it wants us to be, which could be why so few people are blah people. Blah has no leader as such, rather, people who keep blah being blah-like, such as Lady Blah, the Darklord of Blah and Lady Blah's humble servant George, who in a recent turn of events elevated her status to She-Duke of Blahland. |
| Click on the sweet little teddy bear to see the difference between Blah people and "Normal" people. |
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