1. I kick ass.
2. Angela kicks ass, an equal if not greater amount of ass.
3. Good work Thomas that was a intense guestbook signing. I cant complain too much though by comparison to some of the other entries yours is considered fine literature.
4. I assume it was Thomas who felt the need to point out I am an ass. Good work Thomas you pointed out the obvious. Maybe next time i'll live up to the lofty Thomas reputation so expertly shown at the party...
5. God bless your wacky ways Ryan.
6. What the fuck is with you people?! Why is it that almost every last person cannot manage to fit their guestbook entry in one shot? It makes matters worse when you skip questions thus pissing away space that you could have used to make yourself look like a non-idiot.
7. 11, yes 11. Thats the number of fucking typos on Heathers guestbook entry. That's pretty damn impressive. I admit I cant spell for shit but Jesus Christ that was a feat worthy of recognition. Oh, and just a heads up Heather; 1 your brother is in no position to make me do anything let alone remove something funny from the web site. 2 Ron helped you alot and deserves great fucking thanks from you. 3 Are you trying to blame us for you giving yourself alcohol poisoning? 4 Not a soul is safe from my mockery well except you know Angela, Candice and Tammy but they kick ass and are female so thats different.
8. "Yes was damb good code red" What the fuck? Mike you need to like read this shit after you write it man, that was mind numbing.
9. "Fawk you"? Please do not disgrace the fine word 'Fuck' it is worthy of worship not such poor treatment. Please reach deep into your heart everyone and say the word 'Fuck' with me. "Fuck" thank you and god bless.
10. I don't even know what to say about the Rachels entry its far too crazy for me to understand but I do know one thing now, apparently Nick, Dan, Thomas and myself are hot and loved. Good to know.
11. Wow! This is written coherently, it fit on one entry and isn't butchering the English language. Oh that is because it is from Tammy! Damn she is wicked groovy.
12. Good work Hill, I am going to forgive you for taking up two entries just because you are the only person who noticed that I wrote "Did you enjoy fucking the party" now boys and girls read it slow and realize that you all signed the guestbook wrong! Good work Hill.
13. God damn it Hill.
14. Who the hell is this mystery person? Next time leave your name you bastard! And why are you so anti-Mike? He helped out with the party thus he is cool and looks similar to how I did back in the day thus he is my brother. Not that complicated an association. Next time leave your name so I can mock you in a more appropriate fashion, it is kinda defeating the purpous of a fucking guestbook when you don't SIGN YOUR GOD DAMN NAME!
15. Excellent guestbook signing Candice sarcasm, intelligence, random compliments to awesome people and just the right amount of sass. You are truley a sister of mine.