The Corn Lady Staff and viewers like you have been seaching all over to bring you the funnest, the crazyest and the cornyest corn jokes around. Here is what we came up with. More jokes are always on the way, so be on the lookout.

    

Submited by: Hobo the Clown
Location: Marketfest
Joke:Why can't you tell secrets to a corn field?

Submitted By: Joe
Location: White Bear Lake
Joke: Two corn cobs were walking down the street. One cob noticed that they were being followed every where they went. He turned to the other cob and said, don't look now, but I think we have a stalker.
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Joke:What did the corn family say to the audience at the circus?


Submited by: Sam Anderson
Location: Dellwood
Joke: Who do you get when you cross a corn cob with fried chicken?

Submited by: Laura
Location: White Bear Township
Joke: What did the young popcorn kernel brag to the other young kernels?

Submited by: Mary L.
Location: Vadnais Heights
Joke: What did the prom King and Queen do at the dance?

Submited by: Jake P
Location: Mahtomedi
Joke: What do you call snow flakes in Illinois ?

Submited by: Bill S
Location: Lake Elmo
Joke: How is an ear of corn like an army?

Submited by: William H
Location: Gem Lake
Joke: Where does a cob go to get an education?

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Joke: What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away inside?



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