Here is something we at Buttered Toast Productions often ponder:
| When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system. Got you thinking didn't it. Buttered Toast Productions suggests that you don't try this at home! |