THE DAMN YANKEE WORKSHOP

HAND MADE WOODEN PADDLES

THE WAFFLE PADDLE

“It's one of the most painful spanking implements I've had the pleasure (or misfortune) to have laid into my ass. The wooden "points" drive the thud in deep -bone deep- and hard. The pain catches you off guard, it rockets into your asscheek and for just a split second you think "oh that's not so ba-" and then it hits and spreads and tunnels into your entire body. Your brain freezes and your toes start to tingle ”   Testimonial from our beta-tester, kaya

All waffle paddles are handmade from assorted solid hardwoods and exotics.  They are approximately 12” long, with a paddle head of 5” in diameter. They come with a smooth back, or with assorted wooden shapes or words.

Plain back - $45.00 Decorative back - $50.00 Personalized - Inquire

FRATERNITY PADDLES

The Full Frat           $50.00 Approximately 24" Customization Available

The Baby Frat          $22.00 Approximately 14" Customization available

The Bubble Baby      $25.00 Approximately 14" Full Bubble              $55.00 App. 24"     (not shown) Customization available

RULERS AND BATS

Inspired by an antique wooden ruler, with a sturdy handle to lessen hand fatigue.  Hand crafted in assorted hardwoods and exotic woods.  Customization available. Large, $18.00 (18-20”) Small, $15.00 (15-16”)

Handcrafted of assorted hardwood, it is very reminiscent of its full-sized counterpart – just easier on the soft spots. Large, $15.00 (18") Small, $12.00 (14")

Orders and inquiries, please email TheDamnYankeeWorkshop@Yahoo.com

*Prices do not include shipping