brian hensley: this brian hasnt learned the ropes yet, hes waiting for the right lady to fall in his lap... yeah thats right. best of luck to him.
kevin finger:kevin is the blind mole, He will never lower his standards below an asian... no matter what the cost. go checkout his page if you dont beleive me.
james finger: this is james after he leaves his basement. the boy has alot of potential, he just needs to open his shell and get out of the basement. he finds amusement in molesting bryan... bad news.
glynnis: this is glynnis if she could be anything for haloween. we will leave it at that. well no i dont really feel like it so ill go on. glynnis was the one who decided to tell me that girls are just as horny as guys. man that is the coolest shit in the world.
jason:we will never really know the true appetite of jason, but i do remember him telling me that any girl at the mountaineers lodge was fair game so i am compairing him to a lion.. and because he lived up to his preaching.. ;). i know of at least 4 ladies he fooled orund with while I was sleeping in the same room as him... not good stuff, well god for him :)
kayla:once kayla and I got out some porn and she showed me all the important feminine parts. enough said. and she told me that she wants more plastic and she revealed to me why girls like showers with detachable focet dealios.
addison:addison is a strange case, see addison beleives that alot of sex for a short ammount of time is good but then he says he could/can go without for long ammounts of time...
kevin V: in my exestence as a human being I have not seen a sexual hunger in kevin, maybe thats a good thing... who knows. i've heard about it but not alot...
emily:unfortunatley i couldnt really tell you much about emily and her sexual animal.. i think thats a good thing... thats all bryans doing anyhow. so i decided to convienlently place this emofox in place untill some on tells me what to put up for her inner animal...
paul:submissive, playfull and will liberally fling poo in your direction. paul is the super fetish kid with the stiff little fingers to proove it. thats why i I love him :)
amer: he loves people and he would row a boat 500 miles to your island and then walk the 500 steps to your house. he just needs a calling. :). feel free to call amer, he probably already has the condom on and is waiting for your call...
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