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| Interview 2 - Part 1. This interview with the King of Evil Ganondorf is about his thoughts on Nintendo at E3 2003. It was so long, that it's been divided into 2 segments. Part 1 has me interviewing him outside the Convention Center in Los Angles 3 days before E3 starts with Part 2 inside during the event and if we're lucky, we'll both get to see the new games in store. Note: Some interviews will be multi-parts due to the length of them. |
| (Ganondorf arrives outside Convention Center on his Gerudo Black Stallion scaring the people in cars and other transport vechicles) Davis: Uh....Ganondorf? Ganondorf: Yes, it is I, the Great King of Evil, Ganondorf! It took me forever to get through all that traffic. Is LA really this bad? Davis: Yes, with or without rushhour. Ganondorf: Amusing. I am here to represent Nintendo at this E3, even if I am not starring in any of their games, I'll still be here to honor them. Also, when I heard Link was going to be in another game with all those ladies, fighting them and other characters, I just had to come here and pummel him into oblivion, so that I could take his place.*laughs manically* Davis: I thought you came here for my interview and to represent Nintendo? Ganondorf: Hey! Can't a guy have his own ambitions of glory? Davis: I guess so. Let's get started with this interview. Tell me, what do you think of the line-up Nintendo has right now? Ganondorf: Hmmm, well they have some good ideas, but not enough to destroy the competition. That F-Zero and MarioKart: Double Dash, are going to be real winners, if Falcon can get a better box-designer and Mario gets more kick with his kart. That Wario is like me, minus the greed factor and I'm rooting for him to get rich, cha-ching! Advance Wars 2, now that's what I like, war and fighting, and the game has it all. Kirby's game lacks flare and seems flat, yet Kirby will be flat next time I find him. Pikmin? What in the Triforce are Pikmin? Davis: In other words? Ganondorf: Nintendo, yeah they have an okay lineup, but I know they'll reveal more games than that, otherwise their lineup would be shallow, very shallow, especially if it were in a swimming pool. Davis: And the 3rd Party games? Ganondorf: They've got more coming to GCN, yet many are still going to the other 2 and ignoring us. Nintendo have to change something to fix this act. Sonic is definately going to rock this joint when he arrives and the Final Fantasy craze is just going to explode in greatness, like myself. I'm eager to meet those guys and see them for myself.*grins* My loyal followers also want to see them. Davis: That's good. Ganondorf: Got that right. Davis: What about the GBA? Ganondorf: Well, that Advance Wars 2 is for the little runt, yet it's Nintendo current offering there. Hello? N? Get your act together! Sheesh! Support is so low these days.*strikes empty car with thunderbolt* Now where was I, oh yes. The 3rd Party guys are also flocking to this group, yet that Nokia thing seems to be the big competition....*coughs* Davis: Why did you cough? Ganondorf: Oh, no apparant reason.(Dr. Eggman arrives in his Egg-O-Matic) Well, lookie here, it's the famous Robotnik, aka Eggman. What a pathetic name for a man of his callaber; look at him. So elegant, yet with his name, he gets no respect. Now, my name is much better. Dr.Eggman: Ha! That is to laugh! People call you Ganondork! Ganondorf:*face turns bright red* WHHHAAATTTT!!!!!!!! Dr.Eggman: It's true. You should visit that Zelda Message Board your company set up, and you'll see that they call you Ganondork, among other things. Ganondorf: Excuse me.(zaps of thunder are seen frying various computers and satellite dishes) Davis: Guess he took care of it. Dr.Eggman: Instead of logging in and telling them straight, he fried a part of the Internet Network. Davis: Say, Dr.Eggman, would you like to ask a quick question or two, while Ganondorf eases off his hissy fit? Dr.Eggman: I'd be delighted to answer what quarrels you have of me. Davis: You know that you are going to be a lot of games with Sonic this year. How does that make you feel? Dr.Eggman: That spiny-blue shunk is such a showoff. He thinks he's the only star of our franchise, well I have news for him. If it weren't for me, he'd still be working in that shoe factory in Mexico and wouldn't have the lap of luxery that he has now. I should be the true star as I am the best character of us all. As for Tails, Knuckles, and the rest of the cast, they feel the same and wish to get the same respect as he gets. That Sonic Battle game is just what we need. We can join forces and kick Sonic's behind, then we'll be the stars while he....does whatever we want him too!*laughs manically* Davis: Last question. Do you think that Nintendo will do well this year? Dr.Eggman: With their franchises and franchises like ours, they'll do well....even if Sega's expand Sonic to all systems game has been a big shocker. Well, I must be going inside as I have to show off my talents.(walks inside handing his keys to a clerk) Ganondorf: That guy has some serious issues to work out. Davis: Tell me about it, now back to our interview. Which game of Nintendo's do you want to play the most? Ganondorf: Mario Kart for certain. Not just to stay within the in-crowd, but to have fun driving and pummeling my enemies with all those weapons. Davis: Well, that's our time for this interview, although I was hoping to have done it during E3, but Nintendo's schedule put me 3 days before it began. Ganondorf: I know what we'll do. We'll continue this during the event next week, and I'll get you one of those VIP passes so that you can accompany me inside when it is time. I have much more to say, but not here. Davis: Sounds great, see you then. |
| After the Interview: Ganondorf got fined $10,000 for damaging the Internet. He was later seen dressed up as Link and hanging out with the girls of Soul Caliber 2, and had a fight with the real Link who said he'd stolen his clothes. Ganondorf denied it, saying he rented his clothes out from a costume shop and that Links' were mysteriously missplaced. Up next: Part 2 of Nintendo at E3 Interview with Ganondorf next week. |