Interview 2 - Part 2

This is the continuation of my interview with Ganondorf at E3....it took a while to get around as he insisted on keeping what we said in his personal collection.
Davis: Ganondorf, I've been looking all over for you. You told me to meet you here at E3 to continue our interview.

Ganondorf: Indeed I did, but it must be short and to the point as I have a lot to do.

Davis: Okay, we've now seen the entire lineup that Nintendo has offered this year....any thoughts in particular?

Ganondorf: This connectivity thing....are they trying to amph up the cube or the boy in this relationship? It seems to me that the GBA is getting all the benefits, while the GCN is just being used as a tool to harness the GBA.

Davis: And that displeases you?

Ganondorf: You bet it does kid! Also....what is up with the way Zelda is going? Where am I in these new games huh? I'm one of the main stars, not that pirate girl Tetra. My contract clearly states that I am to be a main character in any Zelda game. I almost sued during the Majora's Mask incident. But, with Zelda, both games need a lot of work, so what I'll do is lock those guys up in my dungeon and force them to perfect the games into legendary masterpieces.*laughs*

Davis: Uh....you want to imprison your boss?

Ganondorf: *blushes* No, not at all....it's....just the other guys I'll lock up....whew!*sweatdrops*

Davis: I see, and do you like Nintendo's GBA offering?

Ganondorf: What kind of offering is that? Normally, they'd be swarming all over their precious portable, but I guess Sony's plan to invade the portable world hasn't freaked them out yet, but it will next year when it gets close enough. Mario is Nintendo's GBA focus this year and Pokemon is a distant second. Yu-Gi-Oh is a third in my books.

Davis: Yu-Gi-Oh? You're a fan?

Ganondorf: Err....well....I....uh....have known about the adventures of Yugi from word of mouth, not to mention hearing everyone talk about it everywhere I went. So, I....uh....acquired a copy of one of his games and I got hooked quickly. I want more.

Davis: Uh, okay I guess.

Ganondorf: Our interview has to end now I'm afraid.

Davis: How come?

Ganondorf: I have somewhere else to be.*security guards along with two dogs appear from the side* Gotta go!

Guard: Hey you! Bring that statue of the King of Games back!

Ganondorf: Never! He's all mine suckers!

Guard 2: He's also got all those cards that were on display too.

Ganondorf: They're also mine, for I'm just another fan who wants it all! Ha!*laughs like a lunatic*
After the Interview: The last anyone saw Ganondorf, he was running down the street still carrying his stolen merchandise, but people say he was see flying a Blue-Eyes White Dragon shortly afterward. He later crashed into a monument of the Millenium Puzzle, but he stole that too and hoisted it away.

Up Next: Yugi's other half, Yami is paying us a visit.
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