The Teachers | ||||||
Okay! Sorry this hasn't been up when I said it would be. It's My fault!!! Don't throw things at me. Ok, you're not. >.< These are the professors and stuff about them for the American Hogwarts thingy. Professor Castaway: Female, Staight, Old, Female version of Dumbledore. His Girlfriend. Is headmistress. Professor Lewis: Female, Straight, Middle aged, Completely nutters. Teaches Palm Reading. Professor Johnson: Female, Straight, Old, Knows all; is head of Moon team. Teaches Tarot cards. Professor Key: Male, Gay, Young, Marcellas type (If you missed out on big brother 3, poo on you.) He thinks he is adorable. Mantra: I'm cute, I'm cute, I'm cute! Teaches teacup reading. Professor Anderson: Female, Straight, Old, Screams, "I see dead people!!" That's logical, since she teaches Grims and crossing over. Professor Boucher: Female, Straight, Middle aged, Hyperventilates and is constantly paranoid. Teaches astrology. Professor Collins: Male, Straight (TOO straight if you ask me), old, Like the old pervert guy on Ranma 1/2. Teaches Mind Reading. Professor Sweet: Female, Straight, Old, Snape's mummy dearest, Total bitch. Teaches Potions, duh. Professor Toledo: Male, Straight, Young, Nicest and most sane of all the lunatics. Teaches Charms. Professor Rumstien: Female, Straight, Middle aged, MUY preppy; Sun team Cheerleading coach. Teaches Animagi. Professor Cobb: Male, Straight, Middle aged, Strictest of them all. Teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts. Professor Jeanson: Female, Gay, Young, Frilly and girlish. Teaches Magical Creatures. Professor Shirly: Male, Straight, Old, Obsessed with Prof. Sweet. Teaches transfiguration. Professor Herb: Male, Gay, Middle aged, LOOKS old, Obsessed with Prof. Key. Teaches (what else?) Herbology. Professor Peck: Female, gay, middle aged, major attitude problems. Teaches Crystal gazing. Professor Rushton: Female, Straight, young, wants people to think she's gay... No one really knows why. Future Seeing. Professor Smith: Male, Straight, Old, America's Voldie! But... petrified of mice. Teaches Dark Arts. |
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