reading this! Woah, logic. Hey, something new for the ditz, eh? Well since this is written by an extremely
smart and intelligent writer (shut up, Bush) even though some people would beg to differ, I can somewhat
guarantee that this [fanfic] will be slightly entertaining. That means that if you don’t like it, you can’t throw me out the window even if you want to. Technically though you can’t because there is a screen over it. Ok, the things in [these things] are the sound
effects. If you see any remarks that seem strange and out of place, then they are most likely written by me (the whole fanfic is written by me, stupid). Well any ways, the reason I am writing this masterpiece (Bush, I’m warning you) is because I was inspired while I was doing something. Currently, I have no Idea what it is about, so I figure it will wind into some sort of stupid story that I can show off on my website.
Author: The Ditz (Bush came up with it not me)
Date: Started: June 28, 2002 Finished: How should I know yet? I just started!
EPISODE 1, I don’t have a Title
Serena and Raye are sitting on Serena’s couch discussing, no, arguing about the night before, when obviously they went to a 21 and older party “Undercover” for official Sailor scout business (sheesh, yeah right).
“You did too! You were all over that guy!” Raye yelled, fuming. This made Serena extremely mad. “I was not! I could never do that to Darien! I would not in my wildest dreams kiss a guy and not remember!” she snapped back at Raye. Raye rolled her eyes. “Or maybe you were too drunk too remember!” Serena looked away and put her nose in the air. “I was not drunk, just a little woozy.” Just as she was saying this, Darien walked into the room with a strange look on his face. He looked at the two girls and the cat-fight and said, “Uh, I did have something to say, but is this a bad time?” Both girls looked at him and yelled, “YES!” with annoyed looks on their faces. Darien turned and started to walk out of the room and then decided better of it. He turned sharply then grabbed a hold of Serena’s arm. “I really need to talk to you. NOW.” He said, pulling her into the bedroom. “OK,” she said while giggling like crazy. (Hmm, I wonder what she thinks they’ll be doing…)
Darien sat Serena down on the bed. “Serena, I really need to talk to you about something really important,” he said. Serena cocked her head side ways. “Darien, we’ve done the deed already, what could be more important than that?” Darien looked solemnly at her. “I need to tell you that I’ve changed. I’ve met somebody else… someone who understands how I’ve changed,” he said. Serena’s eyes bugged out of her face (imagine how that feels to be Darien… your girlfriend’s eyes popping into you. Wait, that sounded really BAD). “Darien! You got a dog!” she screamed. “Uh, no. I’ve met someone else as in a relationship,” he said. Serena looked confused. “But why would you have a relationship with your dog…?” She shook her head. “Darien, you’re too smart to… oh,” she said as her eyes grew wide. “You mean…you and me? We’re through? But… I was going to tell you something important, too. It’s about Rini,” she said. “What about Rini? She isn’t back, is she?” Darien said, frowning. Serena looked away. “No, she isn’t back. At least, not really… well I guess she is, in a way…” she said. Darien’s eyes narrowed. “Well, make up your mind. Zoi and I have a date (hee hee now it gets interesting o_o~).” He said. Serena’s eyes bugged out (again). “You… have a…a… DATE?” she stuttered. “Yeah,” Darien said while wiping Serena’s eye juice off his face with his shirt. “So is Rini here or not?” Serena started to look nervous again. “I um, I… uh… I’m… pregnant kind of.” Darien rolled his eyes. “How can you be KIND OF pregnant?” he said, letting the truth sink in. “Wait… you’re PREGNANT?” (hehehe stupid) “With Rini?” Serena glanced at him. “No, Darien, I’m talking about the other child we’re supposed to have when I’m 22.” (She’s 22? Hey, go figure.) Darien shook his head really hard. “This is too much, Serena. I have a date with Zoisite. I’ll talk to you later.” He said while walking out the door, leaving Serena in tears on the bed.
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Raye is sitting on the couch in Serena’s room watching a rerun of Sabrina the teenage Witch, not really trying to overhear the conversation going on in the next room, figuring that lover boy is sweet talking nonsense while the ditzoid (no connection to me, the author) is making googly eyes at him while she doesn’t understand a word he is saying. All of a sudden, Darien walks out in a hurry, tripping over the bowl of popcorn that was on the floor from when Serena and Raye were arguing.
“Hey! Watch where you’re going, ok?” Raye yells, irritated. “Sorry,” Darien mutters. He continues to walk out the door and then stops. “Raye? Can you tell Serena I’m sorry?” he asks, then walks out the door. Why would he say he’s sorry? Did she take something the wrong way? (no pun intended), She thinks. Raye stands up and turns off the TV. In the bedroom she hears Serena crying. Raye is a little confused, but she steps over to the bedroom door and opens it, surprised to see Serena so distraught. She goes over and sits on the bed next to her. “What’s wrong?” Raye asks, showing her nice and caring side. Serena manages to say something that sounds like, “Hebkpwthmeeeeheeeheeeeeeeee,” but Raye doesn’t understand. (who would?) “Serena, calm down and tell me what’s wrong,” she says. Serena takes a few gulping breaths of air and then says shakily, “H-he b-b-broke up-p-p with m-mee-eeee-ee!” Raye gets a shocked look on her face. “Darien? DARIEN broke up with you? Are you SERIOUS??” she asks. Serena stomps her foot on the floor. “Why would I joke about something like that?” she yells, and then starts crying uncontrollably. Raye gets a mischievious grin on her face. “Serena. What do we do when one of our friends is going out with somebody new and they won’t tell us who it is?” Serena stops crying. “We spy on them. What else would we do? Do you think we should spy on Darien?” she asks. “Just my thinking. We’ll see what kind of floozy he dumped a princess for,” Raye replies. “Thanks, Raye.” Serena says and then hops off the bed. “We can still go follow Darien. Come on, we’ll use your car,” Raye says, and follows Serena out the door.
Author starts singing a James bond song as a high speed car chase down the freeway makes Raye, Serena, and Darien all die instantly. Whoops, too bad for them. Well, I kinda just wanted to put this on the website and I wasn’t really interested in writing about Serena getting jealous, having a baby, and Zoisite running around screaming about popsicles. Ok, so that wasn’t this story, or any story that still exists (It got deleted by my computer that HATES me ~and vise versa…~ and I don’t have it anymore… WAHHH!!) but I just wanted it to go on there for some extremely odd reason… I’ll probably get hate mail from any person that reads it because it sucks so much. No pun intended. Bye. Ditz. See ya. Read evil conquers all. It’s better than this crap.