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| Welcome to the CRYPT: My Buffy Quote Collection |
| I'm old fashioned. I was raised to believe that the men dug up the corpses and the women had the babies. (Buffy) |
| I don't care what time it is, unlock his cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the phone. (Giles) |
| Man, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny? (Faith) I sometimes crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards. (Buffy) |
| The monkey is french? All monkeys are french. You didn't know that? (Willow and Oz) |
| Boy smell nice! (Cave Buffy about Xander after drinking cursed beer) |
| Angel was in your bedroom? (Xander) Yes, ours is a forbidden love. (Willow) |
| Scott! There you are, honey. Hey, good news. The doctor says that the icthing and swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment. (Faith) |
| So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" (Oz) |
| I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain. (Xander) |
| So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I am good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice? (Buffy) |
| Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good. (Buffy) |
| I've always worried what would happen when that bitch got some funding. (Spike) |
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| "Walmart has badguys?" (Buffy) |
| When Giles sends me on a mission he always says please and afterwards I get a cookie. (Buffy) |
| Giles has a T.V.? You guys, look! Giles has a T.V! (Xander) |
| So let me get this straight. You're Dracula. The guy, the count. (Buffy) I am. (Dracula) And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply overweight vamps that call themselves Lestat. (Buffy) |
| That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! (Buffybot) |
| Listen, you have to clear the area-- (Sergeant) (Shouting) Damn it, man! We have to get inside! Our, uh, uh, families are-are in there! Our, uh, m-mothers and-and tiny, tiny babies! (Giles) |
| Spike: Come on now it's telly time! Giles: (on phone to Willow's answering machine) Oh, Willow it's Giles. Um...I thought you were bringing the ingredients for that spell. I really have to... Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it. I'll.... Giles: You'll do what? Lick me to death?! Giles: Look, uh.. Willow I think we ought to try that spell. Among other things, I'd like to shower sometime today. Alone. |
| [This one is from the episode where everyone lost their memory and Spike thought he was Gile's son.] Spike: (Looking at the jacket he has on) 'Made with care for Randy' Randy Giles? Why not just call me "Horny Giles" or "Desperate for a Shag Giles"? I knew there was a reason I hated you. Giles: Randy's... a family name, undoubtly. [Added by Mattie] "It's a rock. I can't wait to tell my friends! I bet they don't have a rock this big." (Spike) |