Volume 2, Issue 1
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| The DOHP Volume 2, Issue 1 |
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| "Photography is art, and writing is pretty cool too!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Above: The Men's Basketball Intramurals B team "Nemesis" hopes to rebound from its 0-5 record last quarter by enlisting the help of UCD sophomore Brian Williams (bottom right) . This "enlisting" came in the form of a monetary transaction, as Williams was paid 500 dollars to join the squad. Williams, a former high school basketball stand out at Clarita High School in Piedmont, does not know , nor has he even spoken to his teammates, and only refers to them during game time by using self-chosen nicknames such as "Jet Li" (far left) "Fat Guy" (top, second from right) and "Goofy Motherfucker" (bottom center). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Above: During a visit to "Ted's Bar and Grill" in Sacramento, UCD junior Ian Kenworthy suddenly realizes that the bottle of Tequilla his friends are urging him to "chug" from contains not alcohol, but a higly potent concoction of bleach and hyrdrocloric acid. The contents of the bottle, designed to be a powerful cleansing agent by the establishment's bartender, quickly had to be flushed from Kenworthy's system at a local hospital. Kenworthy fortunately survived the incident but remarkably encountered disaster again upon retuning to his home where his mom had inexplicably filled a grape juice container with two liters of 409. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Above: In a failed attempt to make friends with the students on his dorm floor, Freshman Matt Beck sticks a big piece of tape with carboard haging from it to his face. Beck, known for his lack of social skills and inablity to properly "communicate" with people, walked around with the tape applied to his face all night, randomly entering people's rooms and standing in the the doorway awkwardly for long periods of time. "He's a nice guy, I'm sure" freshman and floor-mate Sarah Giani said. "But I dont even think he knows what he is doing anymore, I mean, what the hell was that last night with the tape?" Rumors currently circulating on Beck's dorm floor suggest that Beck's next attempt for attention will include a Pee-Chee folder and some cheeze-its. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Above: Computer Science major Andrew McDowell decides that he is no longer going to adhere to the widely regarded theory that computers should remain "upright, covered, and without a whole bunch of unnecessary wires running in and out of them." At the time the photograph was taken, McDowell had yet to see any changes in the computer's performance, but vowed that one day everyone would operate their desktop computer in similar fashion. McDowell's next project will be to find a way to make his toaster work laying upside-down. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Above: Mexican Immigrant and UCD field-worker Carlos Bermudez sprays lettuce with God only knows how many pesticides during a cloudy day in Davis. Carlos (or C-Los, as the other migrant workers refer to him) was given a standard issue set of boots to protect himself from harsh terrain of clovers and wet soil, but strangely no mask to block the swarms of chemicals emitting from his spray nozzle. Bermudez only makes about fifteen dollars a day, but recieves a free breakfast burritto every morning from the University to show that they care for their workers and respect their cultural backgrounds. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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