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| Fuckbag- by arthur Verse I She laughs for no reason just because she's in the mood. I think of her so much that if she knew she could've sued She's mesmerizing she could start her own religion. She can read my mind with absolute precision But now, it's all gone because... Chorus I'm a fuckbag raised the white flag ran a fucking zigzag lost the game of tag Now I'm going to have to fucking pay, came to the moment and didn't know wat to say Verse II We used to be the same when our love was just a game We thought life was a shame and everyone was freaking lame. When I saw her nothing could distract my vision. To be with her was my only mission But now, it's all gone because Chorus Verse III And maybe someday I'll come back to take her home, but after what happened she'll probably want to be alone And I know that it shows that it doesn't pay to take it slow Thing are hard to forgive when you've dont it twice in a row. And now it's all gone because... Chorus |
| Jerko-by the burdens Verse I Don't punch a baby in the face Hit it with a mace Heart was painted Black for campassion that you lack. Had a legal battle, to burninate some cattle. Bought a box of kittens. Turned them into mittens. Chorus And I know you're a jerk. You slapped Captain Kirk. Hunt in a zoo. Rape a kangaroo. Verse II Kicks Sean in the balls. Trapped him in a mall. Locked all the doors. Draft him in a war. Stole money from a hobo. Used it to buy an oboe. Doesn't even play. Threw it away. Chorus Verse III From a blind kid he stole a cake and threw it in a lake. Bought a golden goose stuck it in a moose Stole Santa's sleigh, No christmas today. All the kids will cry. But he'd rather them die Chorus I'm soooooorrryy... He's soooorrrryyy I'm sorry but I'm not. |
| Ole to a Hitman - by Alex & Arthur I know how you feel Mr. Hitman Going to kill me with a frying pan Take a seven iron and practice your swing Better make sure I don't feel a thing. Chorus You're a Hitman (echo) Mr. Hitman (echo) x2 Too badyou're a clone #42 Firearms master and know Kung fu, Sneaking around the back door. Don't stop chocking me till I hit the floor Chorus Most people don't see the bar code on your head Till you filled them with 40 rounds of lead Killed a Russian general the other day Make sure you get the right amount of pay Chorus Just shot the president in the face Gotta get out of this place Oh no you just took the wrong turn Now you're going to burn Chorus |
| A Lesson in Stupid - by Alex & Arthur I just ate a slice of pie Turned out everything I knew was alive Forgot how and when I should sleep I still remember the battle for Helm's Deep Frogs will eventually inherit the world Doesn't matter cause I never get the girl Learned the meaning of Life and Love I bought a lemon striped glove Chorus Don't Listen to us We'll screw up your thoughts Maybe I should buy a pot... of flowers Nothing to do with anything at all. like this song. Went fishing in the sky That was the day the music died Attacked my teacher with a knife Claustrophobia stole my wife I was knighted by the queen of Spain Oops I just soild myself a-gain Licked the holes in my power outlet We just realized our only fan is garrett Chorus I was born a reverse vampire I empalled myself on a flat tire. Jimeny Cricket has nothing on me Slit my wrists with Mr. T Bought a pair of shoes at McDonald's I guess I'll have to make a word like Gatronald Used a coller to bust a move This is how Stella lost her groove Chorus I got a trophy for wearing pants Stupid Michael Moore hats the slants Once upon a time I killed many an orc Im this matrix I can bend a fork My guitar I bought for some dimes I want to go to France and kill some mimes Stupid Alex and his rules Let's all go jump in a pools. |
| Dinner with Jesus -by Alex & Arthur I remember when I was in school I was too drunk t be cool Never bothered to go to class I cant even remember if I passed. One day my luck ran out drove off a bridge and never came out. Maybe I shouldn't have tested fate Now im with St. Peter at the gate. Chorus Come on man, you got to let me in I dont want to pay for my sins Leave my human shell I'm not going to hell! Give me a chance, I want a dinner with Jesus. Jesus you know what drinking does You had that wine that gave a buzz. Wasn't my fault, on that I swear it was my dad's fault he never cared You would never find me in the pew I was watching football and drinking brew. Didn't spend too much time to kneel pray Lived my life day by day. Chorus Come on man, you got to let me in I dont want to pay for my sins Leave my human shell I'm not going to hell! Give me a chance, comeon Jesus have mercy on me Time for Jesus to decide my fate How does my shitty life rate Being good was my second priority I'll probably end up in purgatory Where everything is boring and white Come on Jesus, show me the light I wish I grew past maturity now I'll pay for eternity... |