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Death by Monkey

oh come on down
stupid kids of mine
you'll never need it if you've got it

aw come on back
you little weasly shits
you'll never want it if you've got it

you'll never need it if you want it
you'll never want it if you've got it
you'll never be there if you need it
sayin' wo, wo wo wo

caught in a punchline
and you're my boy
what are the answers
you're my toy
what if you get it
i'm past my prime
it's more than a preferrence
but a way of life

aw, step on down
you stupid kids of mine
you'll never need it if you're special

aw, come on back
you weasly shits
you'll never want it if you've got it

you'll never need it if you want it
you'll never want it if you've got it
you'll never be there when you need it
sayin' wo, wo wo wo, wo wo wo
Snap-On, Strap-On

snap-on, strap-on
and show that you love me

take a stick
poke the poop into my belly
show that you really love me
never mind it might be smelly
cause you know it's true love

snap-on, strap-on
and show that you love me

come on like you get me
grab me and ram me up the backside
and show that you really love me
oh just try like you're tryin' to jump over me now

get the lube
Who Will Stop The Chaffing?

who will, oh who will stop the chaffe
it's so original and will lay your life once more
and i found it hard
it was so hard
it was so original it would lay your life once more

and i like fat girls and i like dick
and you know this shit
you make me sick
oh yes i believe (wo oh oh wo)

in mine (arrghh)
and me (arrghh)
so fine (aarghh)
you see (aarghh)

who will, oh who will stop the chaffe
it's so original and will lay your life once more
and i found it hard
it was so hard
it was so original it will lay your life once more

and i like fat girls and i like dick
buy you know this shit
you make me sick
oh yes i believe (wo oh oh wo)

in mine (aarghh)
and me (aarghh)
so fine (aarghh)
you see (aarghh)

all sum and blikkem in you face in to and gone goobah
intown swan head like goin' around moose winsup plausey

settin 65' and feelin like antruppiness wah wah wah
and is it safe to say into the no

in mine (aarghh)
and me (aarghh)
so fine (aarghh)
you see (aarghh)

and who will, oh who will stop the chaffe
it's so original it will lay your life to waste
and i found it hard
it was so hard
it was so original it will lay your life once more

and i like girls and i like dick
you know this shit
you make me sick
oh yes i believe (wo oh oh wo)

in mine (aarghh)
and me (aarghh)
so fine (aarghh)
you see (aarghh)
Into the Gay

i would go you'd certainly know
and we would fall away
and i would cry most certainly die
and you would salivate

upon my heel a frozen kill
a thousand times a day
i would cry most certinly die
and you would salivate

in the gay
in the hay

i would go you'd surely know
and we sould fall away
and i would cry most certainly die
and you would salivate

upon my heel a frozen kill
a thousand times a day
you would cry i'd certainly die
and we would salivate

in the hay
in the hay
ooooooh

i would never go and believe you
you would never go away
i would surely die and you would surely fry
and we sill forever salivate
in the gay
Hot Caulk

you better testify brother
some things you understand
was telling me
gettin' hassled by the man
and you've quit this before
but i'll say it again
it's hard to understand this love for men
and i've said it before and i'll say it again
it's hard to understand this love

hot caulk, hot caulk
you better testify brother
hot caulk, hot caulk
when you're lying on the floor
hot caulk, hot caulk
you know this before
hot caulk, hot caulk
somebody better tell mother
and you don't know why
but you're always standin' there
and you don't know why
you testify brother
this profound love for men
and don't know just why or how it began
hot caulk, hot caulk
you better testify brother
hot caulk, hot caulk
you'll never tell mother
hot caulk, hot caulk
when you're lyin' on the floor
and someone will tell mother
and it's alright
you best just understand
that it's alright to be lovin' men
and you know there's not anymore
and you know it's just me
and open the closet door
-Death by Monkey
-Snap-On, Strap-On
-Who Will Stop the Chaffing?
-Into the Gay
-Hot Caulk