| -Derek Jensen- |
| Derek is Cuban. He came to our great country on a little raft made out of old tires and a broken refridgerator. On the way Derek got lost and a fisherman found him. The fisherman put him up for adoption and some American guy adopted him. Here is a picture of Derek on his way to Portland: |
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| Since then, not much has changed. Except now Derek has a little thing he calls a "mustache". Everyone else calls it "not wiping well enough"...Derek just recently wiped off his mustache. |
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| Derek is also on the Lincoln Rugby team. In all his infinite wisdom he decided to get kicked out of our last game for punching another player in the ribcage for not releasing the ball. |
| Picture Courtesy: Ted Cave |