-Kyle Phillips-
Kyle Phillips is definitly a case to be reckoned with.  He tries really hard at sports but lacks all physical ability: endourance, strength, coordination, testicles.  But Kyle worst attribute is his massive amounts of rage, here is a picture of kyle as a baby:
If you say anything bad about Kyle, he will explode like an Islamic car in front of a United States Embasy. The other problem I have with Kyle is that he tries to be popular even though he's not.  Like during break, he will stand near the popular kids (Andrew Colosurdo, David Sakai, Jason Russell, etc.) but he will never talk to them and they will never talk to him.  It is really quite amusing.