| -Mason Vanderford- |
| Mason Vanderford, Nigel's little brother. A truly annoying little kid. Freshman friday is not far away, little one. |
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| They lock him up in the basement and don't let him out much... |
| Mason is a master at the art "pussy fighting". This involves: First, running up and blind-siding me while I'm talking to someone. Second, punching me in the nuts with his racoon-like women hands. Third, either a) fish-hooking me or b) scratching me in the eye. And finally, running away to the safety of his dad. |
| Note from editor: for once I agree with you, Mason is a little cocked pussy-ass shit. |