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| -Sam Humphrey- |
| Sam Humphrey....Holy Christ, what freakin' homo. Atrocity numero uno: He made out with a fat, dog-faced 7th grader. That's right, a 7th grader. Gettin' 'em before the hair does eh? Second atrocity: According to Patrick he gave his brother, Ben, a rim job. How twisted is that?! For the love of God, someone get this kid out of the gene pool! Here is a picture of Sam and his "buddies" on shore leave in San Fransisco, circa 1997: |
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