By Kaosu

"Kurei, to make up for shrinking your clothes, Tokiya and I will go with you to by more clothes, sound fun?" Kotohonou asked. Kurei just glared at her. "We can get some nice suits that would look great on you, besides, we can go to the same place Tokiya gets his suits!" Kurei still glared at her. "Besides, Hana-sama is out doing the grocery shopping, we could help you with your…*ahem*…women troubles."

"No, that’s okay. I’ll figure it out on my on." Kurei said. This made Kotohonou laugh. "What is so funny?" Kurei demanded to know.

"Oh, poor Kurei. Poor, clueless Kurei." Kotohonou said as she patted him on the back, "Do you not remember what happened last time when you tried to tell her? Now, when you told me what happened, I could have just died laughing!" Kotohonou started laughing again and said, "But hey, if you think you can do it on your own…sister Kurei!" Kotohonou was now laughing so hard that she started to cry. "Sister Kurei! Sister Kurei!" she chanted.

"Shut up!" Kurei said, he wasn’t in the mood to tolerate her.

"I’m sorry, I’m sorry." Kotohonou said as she calmed herself down.

"Maybe I should have been more direct." Kurei said.

Kotohonou starred at him. "Okay, you could try doing that," Kotohonou said, "but I think you might scare her, or, she’ll think you’re begin mean and then she’ll kick you again."

"Then, what should I do?" Kurei asked.

"That’s a tough one. No offence to Hana-sama, but she can be pretty dense." Kotohonou said.

"She is not dense!" Kurei said, defending Kaosu.

"No, I didn’t mean it like that, I meant she’s clueless when it comes to this sort of thing. Very low self-esteem." Kotohonou said as she shook her head.

"Why does she have low self-esteem?" Kurei asked.

"I don’t know, maybe she thinks that she’s not pretty or something." The doorbell rang. "Oh, my Tokiya’s here! We’re gonna get you all pretty for HANA-SAMA! Because you like Hana-sama! You like Hana-sama! You like…" she opened the door, "Tokiya-kun!"

"Hello Kotohonou. Is…" Tokiya smiled, this was going to be a very interesting experience, "…Kurei ready to go shopping?"

"Yeah, he’s ready. We was going to wear one of his robes, but most of them shrunk and the rest some how got covered in mud. It’s a mystery how they ended up in a mud puddle in the back yard…anyway, let’s go!"

Kurei groaned as he walked towards the front door. "So, where are we going?" Kurei grumpily asked.

"We’re going to a place called Suites for the Fashionable." Tokiya said as they got into the car.

"Welcome, welcome, please right this way! I will be your tailor for today. You may call me Tori."

Kurei looked at the man; he seemed to be a little too happy.

"Now, who will I be helping today? The cute long haired one or the tall dark and handsome one?"

"Him." Tokiya said as he pointed to Kurei. Tokiya looked a little shocked by the man’s comment.

"Hey, Tokiya, um…do you usually go here?" Kotohonou whispered.

"No." Tokiya said, "I’m using Kurei as a guinea pig."

"Okay, one more question…" Kotohonou whispered as they followed the man to the back, "…is he gay?"

"I don’t know." Was all that Tokiya could say.

"Now," said Tori, "I think black pants would just look fabulous on you! Oh, and we must get you into red blazer, that would just look smashing on you!"

"Um…okay." Kurei said.

"Let’s just try this on for size!" Tori said, "Oh, you have nice broad shoulders…and…oh! Looks like someone’s been working out!"

"Thank you?" Kurei said not quite sure what to say. Kotohonou was giggling and Tokiya even had to smile, this was all to funny.

"Let me just get the measuring tape so we can find your measurements!" Tori said with a smile. He got the measuring tape and said, "Let’s measure you for pants first. Let me just measure your inseam…"

"No!" said Kurei.

"Look’s like someone’s shy!" Tori teased.

"Kurei, just let him do his job." Kotohonou said.

"Alright, now you can go walk around and see what clothes you want to get." Tori said.

"Weren’t you supposed to let him pick his clothes first and then measure him up?" Tokiya asked.

"I like to do the measuring first." Tori said.

"Yeah, but, won’t you just have to measure him again?" Tokiya said.

"I’m sorry, I need to go this way now, yell if you need me!" Tori said as he walked away.

Kurei groaned, he wanted to go home, he really wanted to go home.

"Oh, this will look nice on you!" Kotohonou said.

"Fine. Let’s get it and go!" Kurei said.

"So, Kurei, Kotohonou told me what happened between you and Kaosu-sama." Tokiya said trying to have a conversation with Kurei.

"So, now everyone knows she called me her sister." Kurei said.

"Well, she didn’t tell me that!" Tokiya said with a smile.

Kurei sighed, "Well, how do you…" Kurei gulped, "…attract women?"

"I don’t do anything." Tokiya said, "I just have to walk into a room."

"No, seriously." Kurei said.

"I am serious." Tokiya said. There was a moment of silence.

"Hey, what did you two do when I wasn’t home last night?" Kotohonou asked.

"Well, we started watching a Godzilla marathon. Then she fell asleep, so I put her head on my lap…" Kurei said turning red.

"Awww…how cute! Then what?" Kotohonou asked.

"Then she woke up, yelled, ‘It’s Godzilla’, fell off the couch and that was about it." Kurei said.

"You know, I leave you two alone, and what do you do? Nothing, absolutely nothing." Kotohonou said.

"Maybe you should just say, ‘I love you’?" Tokiya asked. The two starred at him. "What?" he asked.

"Do you honestly think, Kurei, could say that?" Kotohonou said.

"Good point." Tokiya replied.

"HEY!" Kurei said, "I could say that, but how would she react?"

"Hhhmmm…knowing her, she’d probably hit you over the head with a blunt object, or, she would beat you up, or, she would throw you across the room, or…"

"Okay, okay, I think we understand that telling her directly wouldn’t work." Kurei said.

"Maybe you just need to show her that you care for her." Tokiya said.

"How?" Asked Kurei.

"I don’t know, you’re the criminal master mind, you figure it out." Tokiya said.

"So, have we found what we’ll looking for?" Tori said as he walked towards them.

"Yeah, well take these and a couple silk shirts, the black one, the red one, and the white one." Kotohonou said.

"Excellent choice!" Tori said, "Now, if you just come with me, we’ll measure you up again so your clothes will fit that wonderful body of yours!"

"Okay, your clothes will be ready in about two hours!" Tori said as he walked into the back room.

"Wow, this place works fast. Where I usually go it takes a few days." Tokiya said.

"So, are you going to go here then?" Kotohonou asked.

"Um…no." Tokiya said.

"Yeah, I don’t blame you." Kurei said.

"Okay, here are your clothes!" Tori said with a smile.

"Thanks." Said Kurei as he handed him his credit card.

"You cuties come back again!" Tori chirped. Kurei and Tokiya gulped and Kotohonou giggled. "I’m not, you know." Tori said to Kotohonou.

"What?" she said as she turned red.

"I’m not GAY." Tori replied.

"I…I never said you were." Kotohonou said as she backed away.

"Well, anyway, come back you two, I’m sure we can find some more fabulous suits for you!"

"Ok." Kurei said as he quickly left the store.

They dropped Tokiya off at his house and drove home.

"Wasn’t that fun?" Kotohonou said as she got out of the car.

"Loads of fun." Kurei said with a straight face.