By Kaosu

"I need a vacation!" Kaosu yelled.

"Yeah! Let’s go to Hawaii, or America, or China, or Japan…wait we are in Japan…" Kotohonou said. "Besides," she wispered to Kurei, "this would be a nice romantic place where you can say, ‘I love you HANA-SAMA!’"

Kurei turned red and said, "A vacation sounds good, I’ll go get us some plan tickets."

"Can I invite Tokiya?" Kotohonou asked. "If you let me, I’ll help you with Hana-sama!" she wispered.

"Okay!" Kurei said.

"Got my bags!" shouted the girls. The girls each had a rather large suitace, Kurei on the other hand had a small duffel bag. The doorbell rang.

"Tokiya!" shouted Kotohonou as she threw her bag at Kurei. She opened the door. "Hi Tokiya, are you ready for a nice, romantic, vacation?"

"…okay…" said Tokiya.

They all went outside and then a big colloum of light surronded them and lifted them up.

"Aw hell!" shouted Kaosu.

"Hana-sama!" Kotohonou shouted, a little surprised by her master’s remark.

"Sorry." Kaosu said.

"No, I think she was justified." Kurei said.

"Was this part of the trip?" asked Tokiya.

"Where are we?" asked Tokiya.

Kotohonou looked up at the sky. "Oh my god! We’re on Gaea!"

"And how would you know this?" Kurei asked.

"Look!" Kotohonou said as she pointed at the sky. They looked and saw the Earth.

"Oh, great! We’re on that stupid, soap opra, show called Escaflowne! But, I thought is was just a show?" Kurei said.

"So did I." Kotohonou said as she picked up her suitcase. "Come on, we better go find Fanalia!"

Just then, a guy with a red shirt on appeared.

"Who are you?" the guy asked as he drew his sword.

"We…um…are…tourists?" Kotohonou answered.

"Hey, I can take care of this punk." Kurei said as he produced his flame. The boy was shocked.

"How can you do that?" he asked.

Kotohonou took this as an opportunity to make sure that they would be taken care of. "We are GODS!" she said in a booming voice.

"Gods?" the boy asked.

"Yes, Gods!" Kotohonou said as she winked at Kurei.

"I am Kurei! The god of Fire!" Kurei said.

"And I am Tokiya! The god of Water!" Tokiya said as he drew his Ensui.

"And I am Kotohonou! The god of…um…" Kotohonou paused, "…Minions!" she said as she drew her Shakaku.

"The minion of what?" asked the boy.

"…um…the minion of…the greastest, most powerful god of them all, Kaosu-sama!" she said as she looked behind her only to relize Kaosu wasn’t there.

"Oh, shoot, where did she go?" Kotohonou asked.

"I am Van, king of Fanalia. I welcome you to my land." Van said.

"Yeah, ok, here take these." Kotohonou said as she handed Van their bags. "Will you help me find my master? If you say ‘no’, I’ll kill you!"

"Of course we will help find your master." Van said, "We have never had gods in our presence before. Where do you think your master is?" He paused and thought, "Oh, your master must be in Zaibach land!"

"Is that bad?" Kurei asked.

"We will rescue your master tomorrow morning." Van said, "But for now, please follow me back to my castle."

………..

"Where am I?" Kaosu said as she looked around her. She looked up at the sky and saw the Earth.

"Okay…that’s not good." She said, "So, Escaflowne is real. How nice." She started to walk around, looking for her friends when all of a sudden a figure appeared before her.

"Yo, what’s up!" she said to the figure, "Can you direct me to the nearest…um…column of light?"

"I have orders to bring you back to Zaibach!" the figure said.

"That will do." She said.

"Do not try to escape!"

"Where would I go?" she said.

The figure brought her to Zaibach. He was a boy wearing red leather armor. Kaosu thought he was a she at first.

"The emperor will see you now." He said. They went into a room where a tall blue haired man stood next to what seemed like, a rather large TV screen.

"Do you guys get cable?" she asked.

The blue haired man looked at her and then looked at the boy in red armor, "Dilandau, you may leave."

"Bye, Dil…um…Dilandie! Thanks for showing me where to go!" Kaosu said as she waved.

"Dilandau!" Dilandau said.

"Yeah…okay." She said.

The blue haired man turned on the screen.

"Cable time! What shows do you watch! Hwy, you haven’t introduced yourself! You rude!" Kaosu said. A really old man appeared on the screen.

"I am emperor Dornkirk. We spotted the column of light and I sent troops to find out what it was. Who are you?"

"I’m…" she paused, "Kaosu-sama, you have to add the ‘sama’ or else my minion will get mad."

"Do you have any powers?" the emperor asked.

"Um…" she thought, should she really tell them. What would happen if she did? "…yes?" she said nervously.

"What can you do?" he asked.

"Lots of things! I can swim, eat, sleep, you know the basics, and let’s see…"

He sighed. "No, I mean with your power?"

"Oh, power, I see, well… I can control the wind and I can form some really nifty spikes on my hands!" she decided she shouldn’t tell them everything.

"Folken, take her to Dilandau and have him train her to be a Dragon Slayer." The emperor said.

"It shall be done." Folken said.

"Um…excuse me?" Kaosu said, "I don’t want to be no ‘Dragon Slayer’! You can’t make me because…" she thought, "you see, I wanted to keep a low profile, but you give me no choice…I am a GOD!" She said. She figured it was what Kotohonou would do and usually Kotohonou seems to avoid trouble when she fibs.

"A GOD!" Folken and Emperor Dornkirk said.

"Yes!" she said quite confidant. "So take me to my suite!" she clapped her hands.

"Folken, take her to a spare room." The emperor said.

"Okay." Folken said, he had never before been in the presence of a god before. "Shouldn’t we see if she’s telling the truth first?" he asked.

"You doubt me?" Kaosu said as she formed her chaos spikes and charged him. She placed the spikes close to his neck.

"Never mind." Folken said. He turned off the ‘TV’ and escorted her to her room. "My room is just across the hall if you need me, my lord."

"Yeah, yeah." Kaosu said as she looked around the room. "HEY! Where’s my bag!"

Just then boy in blue armor came in carrying her bag. He placed it down on her bed and turned to leave.

"You didn’t look through my bag, did you?" she asked.

"Um…we were ordered to search it." He said.

"Did you look in ALL the compartments?" she asked.

"…yes?" he nervously said.

Kaosu smiled and said, "Tell me where all you little army people are."

"We’re training in the ‘Training Room’. I’ll show you." He said. The walked down the hall and he brought her into the ‘Training Room’.

"Excuse me, gentlemen, but did you search through my bag?" she asked them.

"I’m sorry, but we were ordered to." One of them said.

"Did you search in ALL of the compartments?" she calmly asked.

"…yes?" the said.

Kaosu smiled. She formed her chaos spikes and said, "YOU PERVERTED LITTLE <CENSORED>! MY UNDERWEAR WAS IN THAT BAG! OH, YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW YOU<CENSORED>" she yelled as she attacked them using her spikes and wind power.