The Chaos Queen
By Kaosu
Gaea: not how K squad thought it was
Kotohonou was trying to figure out if this ‘Gaea’ was the same Gaea in the show Escaflowne.
"Okay, so let me get this straight…you have no sister." Kotohonou asked Allen, a blond longhaired guy.
"That’s correct." He said.
"So then…never mind." She said. She turned to Van, "…and your brother, lost his arm because you chopped it off?"
"Yes." Van said.
"And you chopped it off because YOU wanted to be king…and this all happened at the age of 5?" Kotohonou asked.
"That is correct." Van said.
Kurei and Tokiya didn’t know what to think of all this. So they decided to say little and act like GODS, whatever that means.
"So, you’re the god of Minions?" Allen asked, "I guess what they say is true, all goddesses are beautiful."
"Um…" Kotohonou said.
Tokiya got quite mad, "She’s with me!"
"I see…" Allen said. "I’ll just but on the charm and soon she’ll be mine." He thought.
"So, God of Fire, how interesting." Melerna said to Kurei. She was another blond and Kurei had found out that blond women were quite weird, of course, he only thought this because of Kotohonou.
"Yes, it is." He said nervously.
"My, what a muscular body you have!" she said.
"No!" Kotohonou yelled, "er…I mean…He’s dangerous…very dangerous…he’s also the god of…um…DEATH…yes, that’s right! Don’t get too attached to him, or else he’ll kill ya’!"
"How dangerously exciting!" Melerna said as she felt Kurei’s biceps.
"Go away!" Kurei said as he shook his arm free.
"He’s taken!" shouted Kotohonou, "He’s with the all supreme GOD of GODS!"
"So, this all supreme god…um Kaosu right?" Van asked.
"Kaosu-SAMA!" Kotohonou said.
"Sorry!" Van said quickly, getting a god mad is not a good thing, "Kaosu-Sama, what can she do?"
"Well," Kotohonou began, "She can destroy an entire planet! He power surpasses all gods combined! She keeps us gods in check! She’s the judge! She’s the master! She is also know as the ‘Chaos…er…GOD’!"
"How very interesting." Allen said as he starred at Kotohonou.
Tokiya bladed his Ensiu and said, "She’s mine!"
……………
"…and this is where we keep the armor." Folken said as he was giving Kaosu a tour.
"Okay…you don’t have to follow me around you know." She said.
"I’ve been ordered too." He said.
"Okay, but I have to go to the bathroom. REALLY badly." She said.
"Oh, right this way." He said as he walked her to the bathroom. "I’ll wait right here."
"Good for you…" she said as she entered the bathroom. She closed and locked the door. "What am I doing here! I got to escape…but how…hmmm...well, maybe Kotohonou, Kurei and Tokiya will find me! Yeah, they will, Kotohonou has seen the show, so that ups my chances! Ok, I just have to survive this…okay? Okay." She said to herself. She opened the door and walked out, Folken was leaning against the opposite wall.
"Listen, Folky," she began, "You can go away now, okay?"
"Folky?" he asked.
"It’s a nick name, okay!" she said, she was getting quite tired of him following her around, she couldn’t take it any more.
"Here, it’s almost lunch time, why don’t you follow me to the dinning room."
Well, she was hungry so she decided to follow him. All through out lunch, she got the weirdest feeling that he was watching her.
"WHAT IS IT!" she said, "Do I have food on my face or something?"
"No, I just have a question…" he began, "is it wrong to fall in love?"
"No…" she said, oblivious to what was going on, and begin the god and all she decided to answer his question, "Love in not a bad thing, it’s wonderful actually. Love is not forbidden!" she was quite proud with her answer.
"Well, is it wrong to love a goddess?" he asked.
"No, not at all!" just then it hit her, "Actually, yes, very wrong! Soooo wrong! The most wrong thing ever! EVER!"
"But you just said, love is not forbidden and that applies to all sorts of love."
"No, you’re wrong! Listen, I’m the GOD here! And when I say, ‘you’re wrong’, you…are…WRONG!"
"Oh is that so."
"Yes."
"Well, what if I chose to think that I’m right."
"Well, you’re…CRAZY…very Crazy!"
"Crazy like a fox!"
"No! Crazy like a man whose in love with a goddess!"
"You can’t choose who you fall in love with, you know."
"YES YOU CAN!" she smiled.
"Well, what if I choose to love you!"
"This is a joke right? Hahahahahaaa….very funny!" she nervously laughed.
"No, no joke."
"Hahahaaa…there ya’ go again!" she laughed.
Folken sighed. Kaosu sighed. "Listen," she said as calmly as she could, "I…" the then sprinted out the door, down the hall, turned left, then right, then she got lost.
"Well, at least I’m away form that crazy man." She said as she looked behind her.
"Ahem." Came a voice from behind.
"Oh, shoot! I went in a circle didn’t I?"
"I’m afraid so."
"<CENSORED>!"