You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Recca When...
1. …You know the hand motions for the Hokage Time-Manipulation Technique by heart. 2. …You can name every one of Recca’s flame dragons, the order he was able to control them, and the weapons they form. 3. …Everything you know about science you learned from Tokiya. 4. …You can refer to the elemental weapons by name, translated name, power, and who used them. 5. …You’re actually are a member of the Fuko Fan Club. 6. …You know the meanings of every character’s name. 7. …You can write every character’s name… In Kanji. 8. …You know the words to the theme song and both endings (in both languages). 9. …You can name every shown team (and the members on it) from the Ura Buto Satsujin. 10. …You are persistant in insisting that your team(soccer, baseball, track, whatever) change its name to Team Hokage. 11. …You know every animal name Team Hokage members are called( i.e. Monkey…). 12. -…You can name every stage of Kaoru’s Kougan Anki. 13. …You choose a random female and start following her around, calling her “Hime”. Girls, pay a guy to do this for you, and always say his name with a ‘-kun’. 14. …You always stop an electric fan without flipping the switch. 15. …You can physically describe every flame dragon. 16. …You can physically describe each dragon’s human form. 17. …You know the main character’s birthdays, blood types, etc… 18. …You can name several members of the Hokage Ninja Clan. 19. …You have elemental weapons. 20. …You have “discovered” new elemental weapons after going through your old stuff. 21. …You compliment girls by calling them Robo-Babe. 22. -…You wrap aluminum foil around your right forearm, decorate it with permanent markers, and claim it is your Tekkou. When your parents tell you to take off your Tekkou, you tell them the act would release your hidden power and could destroy them all. 23. …People ask you what you want to do for a living, you tell them you’s like to be a flame dragon and/or an Ura Buto Satsujin announcer. 24. -…You can recite Saicho’s poems from memory. 25. …You insist on using only paper bandages. 26. …You get into a fight and only attack after being hit three times (you wouldn’t want to attack below your full power level!!) 27. …Your favorite music group is the Oystars. 28. …You get angry and always yell “NO MERCY!!” 29. …You tell people you are actually a member of the Hokage Ninja Clan and were born 400 years ago, but had to be sent to the future because of a Clan conflict (war, argument, etc..). 30. -…Your editorial for you journalism class was on why lazer net death matches are cruel and evil. 31. …You say your mother is immortal (although it may not be a great thing…). 32. …People come to your house, you warn them of deathtraps. 33. …Your parents make you dress up (their friends are coming, nice dinner, blahblahblah…), so you put on your best kimono and clean, polish and sharpen your nicest dress sword. Don’t forget to polish your Tekkou!-This one is especially good to annoy your parents…. Heh heh heh….
