| Letters from Our Readers |
| We encouraged our readers to write in and tell us what they thought, and they did! So, we selected several letters from our inbox and our replies to them and put them here for all to see. Enjoy!! |
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| Chris Peers wrote to us saying... your comments about france are precisely the kind of thing that give americans a bad name the world over. if you don't like other countries, stay in your own. moron. |
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| We responded... Thanks for stopping by the site! We at the E3 would like to express our deepest sympathies for the passing of your sense of humor. How are you holding up without that? When is the memorial service? We'd like to send flowers, unless you feel a charitable donation made in your sense of humor's honor would be more appropriate. Bad Andy especially appreciated your letter. He found it particularly amusing that you sent a degrading picture of President Bush compared to a chimpanzee along with your plea not to make fun of the suckier nations of the world. Not that he was offended by that - in fact, it's extremely humorous - but it's just a bit hypocritical, don't you think? Try leaving your political correctness at the door the next time you visit the site. Oh, and tell your friends. We'd hate to neglect the whiney bitches of society while we deliver to the world the quality unapologetical humor it craves. In short, we'd like you to know that while we don't really give a shit about your complaint, it does give us a feeling of accomplishment that you've reaffirmed our commitment to piss off the sensitive and the idiotic. Thanks, pal. |
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| Targaff Penny, whose parents we would like to present with the Oscar for Best Name, wrote to us saying... You forgot to mention that french fries are actually Belgian, really, but the French stole the idea. |
| We responded... An error? Oh, a thousand apologies. We'll make sure to give Bad Andy his usual reprimand of 50 lashes with a barbed whip. We're not joking. Don't you feel bad now that you've said something? I just hope he retains conciousness this time... the last person who pointed out an error put him into a week-long coma. Tsk, tsk. But no one said learning to be an perfect satire journalist was easy. Thanks for letting us know, and I'm sure Bad Andy will thank you as well when he recovers! And as always, thanks for reading The Evil Empire Editorial! |
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| Pat Wilson wrote to us saying... This article was hilarious and true. I sent it to many people. I sent it to a friend at a French-based company. I advised he forward it to his co-workers. I also sent it to a colleague for my company that works in Paris for the French branch of my company. No one in America likes the French. They are barely allies. I hope to start an international incident. The French suck ass. Thanks for the ammunition. |
| We responded... Thanks for your response! We love getting mail from our readers, and sometimes we even show it by checking the email! Sorry it took a while to get back to you. Yeah - the French suck ass, don't they? Well, we're glad we were able to supply you with some French-bashing ammunition. Keep reading Bad Andy's columns, because that kid's got a lot more for you where that came from! Check back soon for updates! We hope to have some brand spankin' new stuff up for you to pass along to friends and family by the end of the summer. Take care and we hope to hear from you again soon! |
| Editor's Note: We might have lied about the end of the summer thing, but the verdict is in, France Sucks! |
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| Heather Petersen wrote us saying... What a dork ! I Love children I have decided to spend the rest of my life teaching them and now my dork of an S.O. goes off on a rampage about them? what the Hell. I really think that Bad Andy ought to be boiled in his own opinions! Why do any of us put up with the #$^%&#. Cometo think of it these opinions are coming from a man that wears wing tips, is a mathematician, and watches the history channel for fun. Considering the source I guess I am alright with his opinions. Besides he is kinda cute and I intend on keeping him for a good long time!Never mind I am fine now. |
| We responded... Let us first take a moment to remind you that the opinions of Bad Andy are not necessarily those of The Evil Empire Editorial, Happyvale Sanitarium, the Taliban, VanHalen, Ronald Reagan, Baby Alligators, John Madden, or any sane person. His tastes in fashion, entertainment, friends, career, and women are also highly suspect. We don't find Bad Andy cute at all, but if the furry face like a woodchuck and pin striped suit like Al Capone floats your sick little boat, more power to you. Just please keep him off the streets of Chicago after dark and let us know whether or not we will have six more weeks of Winter. We here at The Evil Empire Editorial are of the opinion that not only should Bad Andy be boiled in his opinions, so should you! So should the whole world for that matter which is why we feature his deviant perceptions on reality prominently on our site. |
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| Shannon Huntoon wrote us saying... Subject: I feel dirty.. (no this is not aporn site) Fell across the site fellas......and I gotta say.. I'm feel'in dirty. Just may swing by again later. |
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| Editor's Note: Hell, I don't know how we responded, I just wanted to give Shannon some due for a subject line and an ingenious use of the apostrophe and that had us all here at The Evil Empire Editorial quite amused. |
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| John Greco wrote us saying... I'm looking forward to finding out more about Muhommed Ali's possible comeback. Also, I know Laila is his daughter. Is she the only child. Does he have any other kids? |
| We responded... Thanks for responding to us here at The Evil Empire Editorial! Our apologies for taking so long to get back in touch with you. We don't really have an excuse, we're just lazy that way. Does Ali have any other children? I don't know... perhaps, John, one day I'll have the motivation to find out the answer to that question for you. But unfortunately, that day probably won't be very soon. I am very glad you're interested in the comeback, though, and believe me buddy - we'll be on this like flies on a cow patty. You can count on that. But I, on behalf of us all, would like to thank you for your response to us. When one of us gets off our lazy ass to check the email, it's good to see something from a reader. Your feedback is important to us (did that sound believable?). Check back with us often! If all goes well, you'll have an update by the end of the summer to read and pass along to all your friends! Thanks for enjoying our publication! |
| Editor's Note: Ok so we lied about the end of the summer thing again; sue us. Ok, please don't sue us, we don't have any money so it will only hurt both of us. Anyway, today is your lucky day John, we actually did some research and can now answer your question, yes, Muhammad Ali has other children besides Laila, in fact, he has eight others. 2 of them are illegitimate, 6 of them are from his four marriages, and 1 is adopted. Here is the rundown, Maryum (1968), Mohammad, Jr (1970), Rasheeda & Jamilla (Twins, 1970), Miya (1971), Khaliah (1974) Hana (1976), Laila (1977), Assad (1991, Adopted). Also, Laila is not the only daughter who boxes; his daughter Khaliah was boxing before Laila. Not only does he have a lot of his own, Ali is reported to love all children, a fact attested to by the fact that they are the focus of much of his humanitarian work. |
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| Thats all for now folk, keep those letters coming! You can send them to us by clicking the lick to the left. |
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