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Study shows 82 percent like 'pointless Monday's off'
Local man blames 'little shit' for bad movie experience
New color coded 'what we
know' terror system released
WASHINGTON--A new color coded terror alert system was released by President George Bush and Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge early Tuesday morning. The system, What We Know (WWK) comes amid speculation that the powers that be, could have prevented Sept. 11.

"WWK is to cover our asses," Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield said.
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NEW HAVEN, CT--A recent study conducted by psychologist and professor Dr. Julia Remmington of Yale University found that 83 percent of Americans enjoy Memorial Day because it's another "pointless Monday off of work."
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