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| I'm late to Tahoe and it ain't my fault yo |
| By Blake Huntington III |
| Wassssup? It's been a while since ya all heard from me. But that ain't my fault yo. I got my shitz together, but our editor-in-chief wasn't ready to front up an issue two week's ago. He was all like, "well it's exam week and shit, and we're just too busy over here in Adrian." Well what the fuck dawg? I'm the one who's at Harvard working my sweet white-boy ass off. So I was supposed to be in Tahoe last week with my buddies, but since Jeremy couldn't get his shit together, I'm missing out on some fine-ass booty play. All because the computers are too fucked up in Adrian for me to send this piece of shit via e-mail. No hard feelin's though. Big-J and I are tight, but that bitch-ass Ponti better have my cash-money, because I gosta get my pay back for this shit. I'm ain't jokin'--but me and P-Dawg, we tight. Yeah, so the semester is over, one moe year behind me. I had to bitch out some profs because they was all up in my bidness talking about not turning in my papers on time or some whack-ass shit like that. Don't they read The Wrap? I was like "Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm Blake Huntington the fuckin' third, you better recognnize." I was tryin' to act all intimidating. I was so convincing, I scored some botty from my seminar prof. She's one find ass bitch, I've been waiting to tap that ass all semester. I know I'll be on the dean's list foe sure. You don't mess with the Big-B. I gots my pimp ride all set up and I'm ready to meet my homies and get my freak on with some Tahoe hunnies. Sweet J's gots the hook up with his uncle's pimped out cabin. It's gonna be pimp-tight. I'd love to stay here and keep rappin' but I gots some beautiful hunnies waiting for mack-daddy B. H. Peace out. I'll hollar at ya all later. |
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