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| I totally don't want to get a job |
| By Kristi Jacobson |
| Hey sisters of Alpha Kappi Phi, what's up? And hey to all of the rest of you like, not in a soroity or something. So we were at our formal last weekend and I got totally drunk. And so did Kenny, my boyfriend. It was way |
| cool. Like the place we were at had these really cool fountain things. I will like always remember it. It was like prom all over again. But at the end of the night, Kenny was really drunk. So I was helping him in his house and he like puked all over my new dress. I was totally bummed. So the next day, I had to take my dress to the dry cleaners because there's no way I'm going to leave a stain like that on my dress. And so I paid for it with my credit card and they rejected it. I was like "no way." And then lady was like "way." And I couldn't believe it. So I went home and was like, "Mom, my credit card is broken." And she was all, "no hunny, we just didn't pay your bill yet." So I was totally mad. Why wouldn't they pay my bill? So my mom was like, "Your father and I talked about it and we want you to get a job." I was waiting for her to say "not" cause she's corney like that, but she never did. So my parents were like, "we're not paying for your stuff anymore." I was so totally peeved. There is no way I'm working at a fast food joint. I mean the only type of place I would work is like Neumann Marcus or like Saks. I don't even want to even work there, because all that ever goes there are like these stuck up bitches. So like, I don't know what to do. All I know is that I totally don't want to get a job. My parents like don't understand the stresses I go through. Like in high school it was easy to be popular, but I'm a college freshman, and that's a lot to deal with. My classes are like really hard. I got a 78 on my first Psyc. exam. I tried to suck up to the professor to get a better grade, but he was like no way. I couldn't believe it. It's like I have to study or something now. And my parents want me to get a job? They'll cave. I know they will. They already said that I can wait until the summer to get one, so they way I see it, I have another month and a half of spending left. Which means I have to get going. See ya all at the mall! :) XOXOXO |
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