I know what you are thinking, well, apart from the obvious "You are crazy". How did you come up with something as... well... amazing as this?
The answer to this is simple and coincidentally happens to be the same answer for the following.
Who built the Great Pyramids?
or
Whats that funny smell?
and
Have you done the P3 Maths Paper?
The answer... I didn't do it
I unfortunately cannot claim the idea was mine. All this is thanks to a crazy haired individual who we all know as "Roy", and who knows himself as "Demi-God Roy". How? I'm not entirely sure. His mind works in strange ways, maybe its the constant time travel. He may have gone into the future and seen what a success this was to be, who knows?
The first ever battles took place on an inter-continental level with each continent choosing their deadliest and most feared animals. We instantly knew how successful this mini-knockout competition was going to be with such deadly animals pitted against each other such as the polar bear or the hippo. Our instincts were proven correct when in the second round whatever higher being that is in charge of randomness had a particularly sadistic streak which resulted in the Antarctic Penguin being drawn up against the South American Bird Eating Spider... ouch!
It wasn't long before the boredom of PS set in, and like the short stories the game soon escalated until we had an animal to represent each one of 64 countries which we would then draw against each other and argue between us until we unanimously decided who should win each fight. This method proved to be ok but became boring quite quickly with the same old predictable hippo winning all the time (that, and my personal favourite the haggis never got past the first round). We then decided to "Randomise" each fight to make it a bit more interesting, suprisingly the fights are still quite believable (the haggis still not getting past the second round) and the hippo still holding it's champion of the world belt, and a big one it is too!