So you can't get laid?
 

Ok loser, answer the questions below, hit the "Submit" button
at the bottom, and we'll find you a nice piece of ass.
 
 

First, we need to find out what kind of man you are.  What is your favorite beer? 
 
Women like men who are literate.  Can you read and write? 
 
Women usually like to have LONG relationships.  Do you consider yourself "emotionally mature"? 
 
Women tend to gag when a man smells particularly bad.  Do you wash semi-regularly? 
 
Women like a lot of attention.  Do you enjoy watching sports? 
 
Some women do not have bodies like porn stars.  Do you masturbate often? 


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