And now, a short story about nothing...
		The Man and His Hat
	Once Upon a time there lived a lonely man in his hat.  This hat he must have had to speculate upon, for there as, it would have never existed.   I think therefore I am, but are you? If this hat of his  was never once a porch, then would the man himself been there, or just a negetive space?  This fair question i will do the opposite of asking.  Now Mrs. Catlin will slaughter me for i did not capitlize the word "i" but the dwelling in the hat exclaimed "I will save you"   so when the journey began he took 10, (count 'em) 10 cats and led his crusade to then end of the highway.        The cats found Mrs. CAtLin.                                THE                                    END