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Pick Up Lines For Any Occassion


Here are some cool pick-up lines on what guys should say to the ladies.

"I never believed in love at first sight until you walked into the room."

If you are with two women, ask them how did they get to know each other.

"Do you promise to respect me in the morning if you take me home?"

"Would you like to know why my New Year is off to such a great start? Because I have met a pretty and lovely girl like yourself."

"Have you made your New Year's resolutions yet? Mine is to date a pretty girl like you."

"What are you doing for New Years Eve?" This is always a good line to use because if she isn't doing anything, then you can ask her out to celebrate with you.

"You know what I'd like for Christmas? A date with you...will you make my Christmas wish come true?"

"Have you got all your Christmas shopping done?"

(Use this one in department stores.) Approach women you are attracted to and say, "I'm looking for a Christmas gift for my sister. Do you have any suggestions?"

"I can never pass up an opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman like you."

"I'm cooking chicken tonight. Do you wanna neck?"
"I had a dream last night about you. I dreamed you and I had a candlelight dinner at my place. Will you help me make that dream come true?"

"You know, if I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

(Use this one in grocery stores) "Looks like we've got a long wait here in the check out line, so why don't we get acquainted?"

"What's that perfume you're wearing? It's really turning me on!"

"What a lovely dog you have there. Does it have a phone number?"

"I know this sounds a bit weird, but I just bought this lottery ticket today and I'd like to ask you to kiss it for good luck?" Then say, "If I win, can I take you out on the town in a limosine?"

"So, how did you get to be so popular?" (If she asks why, tell her that you are an avid fan of hers.)

"Would you like to dance?" (If she says no, be sure and ask her if you could join her for some conversation).

"The economy may be in a slump, but if you invest some time with me, it will pay big dividends."

"Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you sure got a nice set of buns."

"I looked up the word beautiful in the thesaurus today, and I say that your name was included."

If you pick up a hitchhiker be sure and say, "Why don't you sit next to me, I don't bite."

If you happen to spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theater/club for someone, go up to her and say, "If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here waiting for you."
"Are you now accepting applications for your fan club, because I want to become a member."

(Use this one at the beach and swimming pools) "Weren't you in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special Edition?"
"I got a math lesson for you. You, plus me, equals 100% good time."

(Use this one at beaches and swimming pools) "I'm going to the store. Can I bring you anything back?"
"Did you know I'm a psychic? I predict that I will be seeing a lot of you from now on."

"Have you been to any good movies lately?"

"Can you help me determine after going to therapy f
or years if I'm allergic to beautiful women?"
Are you a single father with children? If you are, take out your wallet and show her a picture of your son/daughter. Then say, "They sure are cute aren't they, would you like to make one if we were to get married?"