Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
One in front and two behind,
Three dirty goblins stole a horse,
One to ride and two to toss,
They came upon a wayside inn,
The door was locked - they kicked it in,
The landlord's daughter she was fair,
With milky tits and long blonde hair,
They tied her to the leg of a bed,
And shagged her 'til she was nearly dead
And then they took her up to Fife,
Until she started to revive,
They took her down the leafy lane,
And shagged her back to life again,
Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
And shagged the devils wife as well,
When the devil heard of this,
He drowned them in a bucket of piss,
Three dirty goblins drank the piss,
And gave the devil a big wet kiss.
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