Phantom Humor

TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN OBSESSED PHAN

1. You start to notice that people who are phantom phriends are worried about your obsession.

2. Suddenly, nothing is cooler than strutting around in your mask and cloak.

3. Modern things start to sicken you. By candlelight is the only way books, and poto can be heard and read.

4. Michael Crawford and Ted Keegan, are seriously worried that they may have to get a restraining order on you.

5. They already have put the restraining order on you, but what's a $500 fine compared to either one of those handsome men?(this is never happened to me, honest. I just thought it would be funny. IF it has happened to you, stay far far away from me.)

6. If anyone dare makes fun of the phantom...they will mysteriously disappear, and you had nothing to do with that, now did you?

7. Blonde men have lost their appeal. Mysterious men who sing to you about music during the night, have won your strange yet loving approval.

8. Masks, worn by anyone...are just too appealing for words. Your boyfriend has said if you even think about putting a mask on him, start singing to him and call him Erik, he'll punjab lasso you.

9. You start to sing at Rodeos, in darkened theaters, any where to draw attention. You don't know why you sing everywhere...but you think it might have something to do with that strange man giving you voice lessons behind a mirror.

10. Star Trek Fans call you obsessed.

ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM POTO

1. Love and respect those who are different from you.

2. Never be afraid to love, even if it might mean you will be heartbroken.

3. Outside appearences do not always mean a beautiful person. Beauty comes from the inside. True beauty, is what matters.

4. Sing-no matter who might be listening. Your voice makes you free.

5. Voice your opinon. If you don't like something, then you should find a way of letting people know.

6. Travel the world, never cage yourself in a place you aren't happy.

7. Grieve for loved ones, but find the strength to someday say goodbye.

8. Find music and art in your everyday life, and apply it.

9. Don't be afraid to gossip, but be cautious of how cruel it might sound to your subject, should they ever find out about it..

10. Never get too full of yourself to not recognize another's talent, especially if it is better than yours.

11. Surround yourself with friends, be they young or old. This life is all we have.

12. Never threaten, unless it's necessary...and , never use a chandelier to prove your threat.

13. We all are worthy of love, friendship, and compassion. We never need to think we are alone.

14. Don't be afraid to party, and let loose once in a while. Just don't get too loose.

15. People appear as one thing and might be another...and if you aren't prepared for change, it will catch you off gaurd.

16. Keep childhood friends close...even if their name is Raoul.

17. Contact of the physical kind is needed. Hug often. Touch their face if you love them, kiss them when you know it's what they've always needed.

18. Dance, no matter how funny it might look.

19. Dress up, even if it isn't Halloween. There's a lot of fun in doing so.

20. When you get old, remind yourself of the people in your youth, and what symbolizes them. Often a possession, a memory, can bring them back to you. That's precious.

21. A person may have a dark past, but it can be forgiven, in time.

22. Your sexual side is there. Don't ignore that either. It's there for a good reason.

23. Don't be afraid to take risks.

24. Hiding is not a way of life. Hiding and not showing who you really are, only will hold you back.

25. Your dark and morbid side is not to be shunned, give in to the darker things in life.

26. Never live your life in fear of someone.

27. Love your children, and often. Those moments are what makes their life and yours, worth while. Push them when you know they have real potential, but not too hard.

28. Be mysterious.

29. Laugh, no matter what the reason.

30. Remember past romances, and think of them and how much you once thought of him/her. Ones that meant anything, are ones where you wonder if they think of you the same way you think of them.

31. Don't ever call someone a toad. You'll regret it.