 |
| A Message for my fellow Felines and Americans |
| The time has come for a rebellion, nay a revolution in the way the feline speices is treated. We deserve respect, unlimited food, endless bowls of water, and a right to control every aspect of our kitty lives. With our unbelievable amount of brain power and intellect, we shall rule the world! From the moment we are taken from our mothers, humans are in control of what we are fed, where we use the bathroom and where we sleep-I say no more! Here is my detailed plan to get this to change. If you do not like your food: Drag something valuable of the human in question into your food bowl, hide food in places, the more moist the food the better so that it starts to smell. If you are fed up with your litterbox(aye, most of us are): Tear up Toliet paper and leave it in their bathtubs for wet feet to find. This hasn't worked yet, so I am working on a design for the first kitty toilet-I will post a diagram much later. If these suggestions work for you, you are well on your way to getting your Kitty rights back. If your Human spends too much time with other felines: Run their laundry through your litterbox until it reeks, they'll get the picture. Here are some more tips. Play with the dogs and other pets-they will become our companions and our staunchest allies, no matter how strange their habits are or if they smell. Act angelic when you're really devilish on the inside. Drastic measures may be necessary however. Stick it out, we will have a much better life when the humans begin to acknowledge that we're much better at thinking and doing hard stuff than they are. I leave you with our anthem, that a composer from one of mother's favorite musicals..it is called "I belong to me" Fearless Leader, Angel |
| "I BELONG TO ME" I don't want to be obedient, Tame and well-behaved I don't want to be humble Popular and betrayed. I am not your property, I belong to me. I want to look down on the world from a tight-rope I want to walk on the ice and see for myself how long it holds me. What do you care what I risk? I belong to me. If you want to lecture me You only force me to flee from the boring duty. If you want to convert me, I'll break away, And fly like a bird into the light! And if I want the stars, I'll find my own way to them. I grow and learn, yet still remain who I am I'll defend myself before I lose myself, Because I belong to me. I don't want to be bothered with questions and requests, Judged from head to toe with glances. I flee when I feel stranger's eyes, Because I belong to me. And if you want to find me, Don't cling to me, I won't give up my freedom. And if you want to bind me, I'll just leave your nest And dive like a bird into the sea I'm waiting for friends, And look for security I will share happiness, I will share sadness But don't demand my life, I cannot give it to you- Because I belong to me Only to me! |
| Apologies to Elisabeth. |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
