I'm
Pathetic and Other Similar Stories...
On Felicity
and Ally McBeal...
... am i
in a sort of episode of either one of those two shows... god, am i that
pathetic???... well, maybe i am... i mean, look at me... it's may... you
know, vacation... and then i'm here.. sitting in this armchair... inside
this classroom... in this building called Berchman... inside this campus
called THE ATENEO... i wonder why it has a 'the' in the beginning... as
if it's the only one.. or the most important one... as in THE important
one... i find it quite arrogant... er... okay... i take back what i've
just... thought about... can't say i said it, right... sitting here...
trying miserably to get something out of this... lecture perhaps... trying
to figure out... why the hell do people watch Ally McBeal... or her college
counterpart... Felicity... the hair, man... the hair... whatever... she
even thought a haircut would be one major decision which would turn her
life upside down... or at least, in her series... well, it did lower her
ratings though... it's not as if i'm into Felicity... though i must admit...
i once... get that, 'once' ?... thought that Ally was cool... okay, a little
cool... er... a bit cool??... i've always wanted to be... some hotshot
lawyer... yeah, pathetic isn't it???... a bunch of... corrupted people...
who formed a firm... and liked... 'hitting it off' with each other... hehehehe,
whatever that meant... the frogs... the flushes... this chinky eyed babe...
the dancing babies... god these people need psychiatric attention... am
i in a situation... pathetic enough... to come even close... to how pathetic
these people seem to be???... my god... studying in the middle of the summer
vacation... taking up math... combinatorics... dealing with combinatorians...
taking up philosophy... dealing with some gay ancient person named Socrates...
and hunting with the lonely hunter... eeeek... !! doing away with amylase
activities... and gastrocnemius sciatic ek eks... at last a new word to
connect to that gastrocnemius thing... sleeping my way through biology
sessions... zzzzz... escaler is my dream bedroom... uncovering the REAL
red riding hood.... god this pathetic life is not easy... and to top all
that.... it's REALLY REALLY PATHETIC... but i guess... everything's PATHETIC
anyway...