| The Gentlemen of the Court |
| Well. We've now met the courtiers, let's meet the guys of the Court, shall we? |
| We Three Kings (aka The Queen's Indecision) |
| Way back when, Queen Sarah was a lonely Queen. She decided that she needed a companion...a...King, shall we say. So, King Jamie (Jamie Bamber) was introduced, who had the likeness of the Crumpet (With Lady Audley's Secret-ish hair to reduce confusion with the Duke, but that's for later...). And the Queen was pleased with her new life and her King. But, then the Queen saw a movie called Lord of the Rings. And the Queen fell in love with two new gentlemen, Dom and Billy (Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd). The Queen was torn, for she still loved her King, but she loved the new guys, too. So, the Queen decided to use her Queenly perogatives and have three Kings. (Which leads to GREAT song parody opportunities...) So, in The Gutter, there are three Kings: King Jamie, King Dom, and King Billy. Behold! (The pics are linked to the places of origin, where applicable. Many thanks, people!!) |
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| King Jamie The Original Gutter King--Look at those Sapphire Bullets!! (OK, the pic's black and white. Take my word for it.The eyes are sapphire. Damn!) |
| King Billy Hot Scot alert! Who can resist an emerald-eyed Scot with a SDDS-inducing accent? Certainly not the Queen... |
| King Dom Gah...Dom...So, so gorgeous...He reduces me to incoherent ramblings...I cannot *wait* for a certain Hetty epi...<VEG> |
| The Two Princes |
| It's Queen Sarah here, BTW...Like me, Princess Susie has more than one consort. (She, however, isn't as indecisive like me and has an HH Prince and a LOTR Prince...) The original Prince is ...Terence Corrigan, the wonderful dude to whom the bulk of this site is dedicated. We thought that one of us should be with the Brown Eyed Wonder himself, and Susie just loves him so much...However, after I installed my two newer Kings, we noticed that Dom, Billy, and Orlando all have positions in the Court, and poor Elijah looked so lonely... So, Susie made a *huge* sacrifice and the LOTR Prince was installed. Poor, poor girl...::shaking head sadly::...forced to have Elijah Wood as her Prince...<dramatic sigh>...What a *horrid* fate...<VEG> |
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| Prince Terence The Brown Eyed Wonder, Wellie himself...Just *look* at those shoulders...I really must get myself a copy of those MM epis... |
| Prince Elijah The LOTR Prince, in all his blue-eyed glory...Methinks that King Jamie has a rival in the Hypnotizing Eyes category... |
| The Prince Consort |
| The Prince Consort, Sam West, is the consort of our illustrious List Mum, Queen Mum Katsie. (We love you, Queen Mum Katsie!!) Sam is well liked here in the Gutter, but Katsie has a special place in her heart for the spastically curly-haired Brit. Sam's main place of worship is, of course, the Cult of Sam, led by the High and Low Freakin' Priestesses...(Interestingly enough, the HFP has fallen BAD with Pippin/Billy lust...I knew she was cool!) |
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| Prince Consort Sam Sam makes friends with a skull in Samlet...er...Hamlet. Yes, he played Hamlet in Stratford. The *British* Stratford...God, I love his hair... |
| The Duke |
| Duke Jamie, that is. Yup, Jamie Bamber's just so darn wonderful that he's a King *and* the Duke. However, Duke Jamie has Archie hair, to avoid confusion. Myself and Kasey, the Duchess, don't seem to be having any problems keeping them apart...Especially since the Duke has been decked out in Red Wings garb and my Kings wear Maple Leafs jerseys...*coughGOLEAFSGOcough* |
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| Duke Jamie Jamie as Archie. Just because...you can never have too much Archie Kennedy, IMHO... |
| The Count |
| Our wonderful Countess is Leo, and our wonderful Count is...Ioan Gruffudd! ::massive applause:: Ioan is best known (in the Gutter at least) as none other than Horiatio Hornblower himself...Interestingly enough, like Jamie, dear Ioan pops up a few times in our little Gutter Court... |
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| Count Ioan <thud> Damn, the Welsh know how to grow 'em! |
| The Lords |
| We have some Ladies in our Court (read: we ran out of titles...), and where there are Ladies, there are Lords. (Duh...) One of our Ladies is the wonderful Lady Rachel, the person who puts up with all my incessant ramblings...("Gah...Dom...pretty...") Rachel, like Susie, has two consorts: Lord Orlando (Orli Bloom) and Lord Ioan. See? Told you we'd see him again...Methinks Rachel has a thing for tall, dark, and handsome... |
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| Lord Ioan Wowee...Can he gaze or can he gaze?? That boy can gaze... |
| Lord Orlando Quite a departure from Legolas, non? He's still got the supreme hotness thing going, though... |
| Stay tuned for more!! |