My Baby's In Love With Henry Wellard A Parody of "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" by Weird Al Yankovic (yes, I've even parodied Weird Al :) ) By Princess Susie

Oh my baby, my baby, she don't want me no more Ever since she got that tape from the A&E store She says the way he looks all tipsy is really cute now She thinks he's so darn adorable and sexy to boot now She loves his freckled face and his spaced-out stare Yeah, he's her very favorite British sailor with brown hair Oh my baby's in love with Henry Wellard She's all crazy 'bout that Henry Wellard Once she was mine, but now I might as well just sell 'er 'Cause my baby's in love with Henry Wellard Now every time I see him well he looks so scared I guess it really must suck to get that sail in a tear What a pain in the butt to be bullied by Hobbs Spendin' all his time breakin' up those angry mobs But my girl can't get enough of his silky smooth voice now Like he's some gift to HH movies and I'm a stupid schmo now Well my baby's in love with Henry Wellard She's got a thing for that Henry Wellard I've seen more cuteness in that dog Old Yeller But my baby's in love with I said I said I said my baby's in love with Henry Wellard Head over heels for that Henry Wellard And she laughs at me for likin' Sarah Michelle Gellar But my baby's in love with Henry Wellard I knew we were heading for disaster When I told her that Captain Sawyer was the master Now she's got an unabashed adoration For the frustrated, agitated, always seems so alienated Spokesman for the abused British sailor generation Well I don't wear a uneeform, I like to wear flannel And I don't throw up in the English Channel And I just can't compete with all those freckles and fame But I know two can play at this silly game Yeah, oh let's just see what she'll do in this jam When I start stalking Kitty Cobham Oh my baby's in love with Henry Wellard She's all crazy 'bout that Henry Wellard Once she was mine, but now I might as well just sell 'er 'Cause my baby's in love with I said I said I said my baby's in love with Henry Wellard Why'd she have to fall for that Henry Wellard If she wants to leave me I'll lock her in a cellar 'Cause my baby's in love with Henry Wellard

Eat it...er...beat it back to General Silliness