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That's Oubliette
A parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
By Princess Susie
In El Ferrol, where pain is king
When boy does wrong
Here's what they sing:

When the sun's in your eyes and you just want to die,
That's Ou-bli-ette
When you're covered in slime and some funky old grime
That's Ou-bli-ette

Bars will cling, cling-a-ling-a-ling, cling-a-ling-a-ling,
And you'll sing "Life ain't bella!"
Rats will play, tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
And you're not feeling well-a

When a bath makes you drool like a silly old fool,
That's Ou-bli-ette
When you're bent into two, and you need Blistex soon

You're in jail
When you think it's bad dreams, but you know you're not dreaming senor-ay
Scuzza me, but you see, back in espagnol-ee, that's ou-bli-ette

REPEAT THE WHOLE SONG (except the intro)
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