We Three Kings
(The Queen's Tribute to Her Kings)
ALL
We three kings, the Guttermen
From Britain were we sent
Scotland, England, what an accent
We make the Queen content
Ohhhhhhh...

REFRAIN
Men of wonder, what a sight
Men with royal beauty bright
Court we're leading, all proceding to
Blind them all with acting might

FIRST KING (JAMIE)
Called 'the Crumpet', but Jamie's my name
Sarah saw me and was never the same
Archie wowed 'em, Matt astounded
Now over the Court I reign!
Ohhhhhhh...

REFRAIN
Men of wonder, what a sight
Men with royal beauty bright
Court we're leading, all proceding to
Blind them all with acting might

SECOND KING (DOMINIC)
I hail from Manchester,  Dom am I
Sarah saw me in The Rings and sighed
Merry she's praising, she thinks i'm amazing
When I speak German, she dies!
Ohhhhhhh...

REFRAIN
Men of wonder, what a sight
Men with royal beauty bright
Court we're leading, all proceding to
Blind them with acting might

THIRD KING (BILLY)
Billy's my name, when I walk in a room
My Scottish accent makes the Queen swoon
Pints for all, Pippin's a doll
But my green eyes will be the Queen's doom!
Ohhhhhhh...

REFRAIN
Men of wonder, what a sight
Men with royal beauty bright
Court we're leading, all proceding to
Blind them with acting might

ALL
Glorious girl, she thinks we're divine
Kings because the Queen thinks we're fine
Brains and talent, they're all astounded
We're just such wonderful guys!
Ohhhhhhh...

REFRAIN
Men of wonder, what a sight
Men with royal beauty bright
Court we're leading, all proceding to
Blind them with acting might

The kings are in no particular order, BTW...I wuv them all!!
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