Presenting the Boutique by The Hall Monitor interactive product line-up

Joyce St. Pierre, your personal shopper

	It's the colorful Sport Time Multi Uses Holder by AJ Cohen of Hauppauge, NY! Imported and made of quality plastic ensuring extended use, this sport holder is perfect for holding keys, money, cosmetics, or cigarettes during those times when you don't have an extra pocket! Great for runners and athletes, perfect for Moms-on-the-go, the Sport Time Multi Uses Holder will come in handy in any busy family! Compare at $10 Our price: Only $5.50! You save $4.50!
	Enjoy quality audio with this sleek CD player by Soundesign. Used by Kevin for years, it's easy to connect and operate and will ensure many hours of vibrant sound! Includes standard features, plus repeat mode, display and programming options. Compare at $40 Our price: Unbelievable at $25! You save $15!
	Who can forget last year's classic movie Baby Geniuses?! Now you'll never forget with these delightful Baby Genius dolls! Sold as a set only, they include Wise-cracking Sly and Sweet-talking Carrie and utter such humorous phrases as "See you on the outside, suckers," and "Hey, what's your problem?" For anyone with children, this item is a must have! Compare at $30 Our price: A steal at $20! You save $10!
	Enjoy the thrill of air travel in this vintage American Airlines uniform flight attendant blazer from the early 1990's! This is one of the blazers originally issued to Kevin when he graduated from flight attendant training in 1990, and it's now available to you! In excellent condition, with very little fraying or wear. Not available in stores! Our price: Incredible at only $30!
	Get your motor running and add this sexy trio of explicit gay pornography titles to you collection! All videos are in excellent condition and will ensure hours of all-male fun! A perfect gift for the gay or bi-curious man in your life or ladies interested in a walk on the wild side. Adults only, please! Compare at $45 Our price: An amazing $25! You save $20!
	This handy South African Airways coach amenity kit is perfect for anyone on the go! It includes socklets, a comb, an ingenious portable toothbrush and toothpaste, and eyeshades, all housed in a convenient carry-all mini tote. Essential for anyone who travels frequently! Normally available only through expensive air travel! Our price: Affordable at $6!
	The shoes are long gone, but we guarantee this mystery box is full of exciting Kevin memorabilia collected over the last ten years! Imagine the thrill of discovering its contents! Stock certificates? Cash? Revealing photos? Only the person who buys it will find out for sure and be able to use the contents at his/her discretion! Not available in stores! Our price: No mystery at $15!
	Who can forget the hilarious moment in Home Alone when young Macauley Culkin realizes he is, indeed, home alone! Relive that moment with this precious Screaming Kevin doll! Just press the button on his back and he howls in anguish, similar to the howls the real-life Kevin emits every day! Compare at $15 Our price: A scream at $10! You save $5!

How to place an order: Ordering is easy at Boutique by the Hall Monitor! Simply click on the item price, enter the item you wish to buy in the subject line, and include your name, address and phone number in the message body. Your personal shopper Joyce St. Pierre will respond within 7-10 working days with payment information.

Payment: Payment may be made in cash (US dollars, euros, UK pounds, and South African rands only, please!), US money order or cashiers check, or personal check (US accounts only).

Shipping: Shipment is made by USPS Priority Mail (US only) or by standard first class airmail (overseas). Next-day delivery is available in the USA only. Lower-cost surface mail is available for overseas customers. All items are shipped once full payment is received. Please allow 7-10 days for personal checks to clear. Only actual shipping costs will be charged to the buyer and this cost will be sent with payment notification.

Your personal shopper: Joyce St. Pierre , your personal shopper, is available to answer any and all questions you may have about shopping at Boutique by the Hall Monitor. Please feel free to contact her at any time. Due to the high volume of email received, please allow 7-10 working days for a reply.