All I need to know about life
I learned from my dog . . .





If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you will get what you want.

When all else fails, look pathetic.

Obedience is important; train the people you love.

Never ask permission, just do it.

"No" can have many meanings.

Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

Rules are made to be broken.

Look cute when you misbehave.

Comfort should never be underestimated.

Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

Take advantage of those big, baby brown eyes of yours whenever necessary.

Don't go out without I.D.

Always give people a friendly greeting.

Remember to always show them where to pet you.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Get attention any way you can.

Learn to follow your nose.

Don't be afraid to make your mark.

If it's not nailed down, it's free game.

There's no such thing as too much food.

Indulge your cravings.

Be creative, there are lots of toys around the house . . . just look.

Cleanliness is highly overrated.

When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).

If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

If things don't go your way, take your toys and go home.

You're never too old to learn new tricks.

Finders' keepers, losers' weepers.

The one with the most toys wins.

Don't play too ruff.

When you go out into the world, remember: always take time to smell the roses . . . and the trees, the grass, the rocks, the street, the fire hydrants . . .

Always make time to play.

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