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		Review Section a Mess in Wake of Hurrican Charley "Now that's a punishment I deserve!" By Lawrence Kirk
	Two hurricanes battered the reviews section of The Indie Rock Site beyond recognition this weekend. Reviews were of uninteresting bands, largely of albums the reviewers obviously had never listened to, and the format of the page was rendered unrecognizable. "We're just having the hardest time following it," said Wanda Him, an unwed single teenage mother of thousands at heart. Wanda was then swept off by ferocious winds and deposited in a granary bin in Iowa. She is currently at an IQ of 39 at Mother Superior Catholic Hospital in Des Moines, and is being treated for chemotherapy. Dade County official hoody-dooers suggest the review section may be in working condition before Man lands on Mars, but not after the Second Great Depresssion. Lawrence Kirk is currently a blind man in the Mississippi Delta region. He recieves his news information telepathically from times and places unknown to Man, and has used his voodoo conjuring powers to possess a young man in West Virginia into typing this news onto the site.