THE INDIE ROCK SITE "We didn't invent the chicken sandwich, just the chicken!"
		Fierce Storms Deter Columnists From Being Detered "Site blames everything on Hurricanes" By: Natasha Marx
	Large, unprecedented amounts of Hurricanes have driven reporters from their retirement homes in Palm Beach, Florida over the past few weeks. Those who survived the evacuation found refuge back at their home news franchise, The Indie Rock Site. There was some concern of the lack of news being reported ever since the columnists were reported to have taken a vacation that never seemed to end.      "Oh, we're glad to have them back. We can now start updating the noose page, and give it the attention it deserves." says Jurmaine Ross, President of Indie Rock Industries. And, indeed, this page needs as much attention as it can get, being the second most visted page, outdone only by the Q&A section, which receives millions of letters every year around Christmas.      "It feels good to be back. Fortunately, the Board wasn't too harsh on us, and are very nice men who would like to have pineapples forwarded to their desks every two hours." said long-time employee of The Indie Rock Site Lawrence Kirk before he was hustled into a small room with only a desk and a typewriter, with four armed guards at the door. No news on the pineapples. Natasha Marx would like you all to make S'mores. With two marshmallows, and two bars of chocolate, and two graham crackers. She doesn't like pineapples, and she doesn't like me.