It was late at night when we found the Beatles sitting by the whiskey still. They still had their old hair. We asked them all some questions.
INDIE ROCK -- Hello, the Beatles, and welcome to the magazine.
JOHN -- Thank you sir.
GEORGE -- (Giggles, makes strange gestures at Ringo. Ringo nods solemnly.) Right.
IR -- How are you at chess?
PAUL -- (In British accent) Not very good at all.
RINGO -- I'm always the last to speak.
IR -- Why haven't you released an album since 1970?
JOHN -- I'm dead.
GEORGE -- Me too.
PAUL -- We don't like each other.
RINGO -- I'm always the last to speak
(ALL:) Oh, bloody hell!