THE INDIE ROCK SITE "Possibly, your only hope for survival in this world"
			Motionless Rabbit Pronounced Dead "Can't find what you're looking for? Then sit!" By Natasha Marx
	A motionless rabbit, found yesterday alongside Highway 68, was pronounced dead earlier this morning after medical examiners from Croatia confirmed what all Americans had feared. Upon these findings, the entire city of Toledo was thrown into shock and turmoil, closing down car washes across the city. The Mayor issued this proclamation, "OH, CURS-ED DAY! THAT SUCH A DELICATE LIFE SHOULD BE WRENT FROM THIS MORTAL COIL SO EARLY IN ITS CUTE FLUFFNESS! OOOOOHHHH, THAT THESE DAYS SHOULD BE MINE TO BEAR! WOEFULLY, WE TRUDGE ONWARD TO ANOTHER BATTLE, SADDENED, YET WISER FOR THE WEAR!"      Since then riots have broken out, encompassing the entire town in a mixing bowl of chaos.Looters have stolen 2 candy bars.      "The rabbit makes its home in the warm, mossy tropical ocean liners." Says Dr. Francis Ford Lewis, an expert on rabbit mythology. "The average rabbit lives 90 years and feeds on wild carcinogens and plankton. But the rabbit race is dying out. Their natural enemy, the Rainforest, is slowly being replaced with Atomic Bombs." According to Dr. Lewis, these bombs make the rabbits queezy.      How can you help? We asked Dr. Lewis this same question, and he replied, "You can slice off your thumbs, and give them to a nearby rabbit." He went on to explain that if this happens, then the rabbit will be enabled to heft fearsome weaponry. When asked to expound on this theory he merely exclaimed, "Halelujia!"--- THIS IS THE END! MY ONLY FRIEND, THE END! Natasha Marx is the long lost sister of the Marx brothers, Harpo, Groucho, and Chico. Though she does not bear the prominent facial hair that has ravaged her famed brothers, she does have a very large heart. She is my one true love, and I would like to take this time to say...Natasha Julliete Marx, WILL YOU MARRY ME!? We will steal away to the tropic islands and live forever in blissful ignorance of the world surrounding us, and eat three square coconuts a day! Well, what is your answer, Dearest? Dearest??