1993
This album is the true Radiohead masterpiece. Everything was downhill from here. The only bad songs are Creep and maybe You. This is the album kids will be talking about in the year 38958.
2004
Made up of Ben Folds, Ben Lee, and Ben Kweller, The Bens will have fans quivering with delight. Only four songs long, it showcases the immense talent of each individual Ben. Not as good as Pablo Honey, but then, what is?
1997
This album single-handedly invented the term "barf-rock." If god wanted you to be an unholy ammalgation of Pink Floyd and the Beatles, you would've been born with a moptop and a bunch of punks screaming how much they hate you. Zero stars.
2000
Radiohead's previous albums were solid, well-written classic rock (except for OK Computer, which was crap). They made me feel hip because I could get down with this new music just as well as the kidz. But now we hear little tinny disco blips and bloo-dits. What is this crap? Techno? I'm going back to my Rush albums, thank you very much. Also I am going bald.
2001
Wow, it's been a whole year since I wrote that last review, and I've gotta say, Kid A has really grown on me. Not! This is just more techno leftovers. "They're not leftovers," Radiohead claim. Oh yeah? Well hows come it usually takes you 10 years between albums but now you've gone and released albums in BACK-TO-BACK YEARS? Who do you think you are, the Beatles after they stopped releasing two albums a year and slowed down to one album a year? Zero stars.
2001
Or you might be trying to act like you've been doing anything since 2000 but releasing leftovers and live renditions of songs you wrote in 2000! FREE MUMIA!
2003
Yet more leftovers from Kid A. Honestly, they're probably all dead like Tupac and luckily for Capitol Records, they recorded hundreds of crappy songs in 2000 just before they all died. Aren't they on Parlophone Records in England? Like, ANOTHER BAND? WHO THEY'RE NOT?