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| THE INDIE ROCK SITE | ||||||||||||||||||||
| THE THREE LEARY CONTEST RESULTS | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Yes, you heard right, the Pineapple Fiesta 2005 has drawn to a close. Coincidentally, the Three Leary Contest has also drawn to a close. Right now we have the official answer to the question we asked. Could you name the Three Learys who daringly endorsed our great festival through thick and thin, rain and shine, life and death? No, you couldn't. We know because you didn't tell us you could, so therefore you didn't, and we drew this conclusion: We're smarter than you. Why else would you be reading OUR site rather than us reading YOUR site? Because we're smarter than you, that's why. Without much else to say, here are the REALLY REAL answers to this year's Three Leary Contest. |
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| DENIS "TUXEDO" LEARY Appeared on the "Tonight Show" to endorse Pineapple Fiesta 2005 |
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| CHRIS "CLEAN-CUT" LEARY Rocked the celebration with his many pineapples and bowling balls |
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| TIMOTHY "OWL-EYES" LEARY Had a good time...being dead. |
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| Yes, it was that simple. Morons | ||||||||||||||||||||