THE INDIE ROCK SITE
			Shannon's Roommate Dislikes Fleas; Finds Macaroons and Fidaleedee the Cola "Perhaps a little silver would exchange your motion sickness?" By:Tortle Encha McFredson
	In the most abundant loss of calcium the country has ever experienced, Marble Malloy began climbing the furniture at Macy's. Tipitee Toe regained his sanity. Milo Noriega softened the lay of the land and whipped the Marines into shape five times. Heralding in the new era of graciousness, we sit upon our Fannies. We can only guess that you, ALSO, are sitting upon your Fannies. We wish to advise you that the extra cool super of this story can only be held in your heart if you remain standing for the duration.       "Proposterous!" says Newsweek. "Uncannily like the first!" pronounces WORLD. "Didn't get my popcorn." exclaims Ebert & Ropert. And just like we predicted, the lepers have knuckled down on their calculus and destroyed the stick. The stick has no words, so we niether do. Living in a holler on a 25% grade is less desirable than salmon. Lazer Max dodged Lord Trundlemump's evil codgers, leaping over the Pippip Parade and salvaging the Princess Marble Malloy from the sand basket.       "Smooch smooch." Artists across the globe have joined their tapestries together to resound such a sound as this, and the globe has responded, "OH NO YOU DON'T! Never on the first date, Henri!" Giggle giggle, we think. Henri used to be ours, but no. He drove the wall up us, Fido. Alack, he est DESTRUCTO!       Kitty made me a sweater for Christmas. I wore it for five years. Then I sold it so my family could eat. I enjoy your company! You sure are swell! Tortle Encha McFredson is a Quadraplegic who's only wish was to have her work published online for her memory to live on forever. You should have seen her face when she saw our site. (Smile)