THE INDIE ROCK SITE "If only we had known each other, before we met"
		Terrorists Responsible for No Mis-haps at Olympics "Can only hope they're dead" By Lawrence Kirk
	The 2004 Olympic Games were devesated yesterday when officials revealed that Terrorists had tainted the games by not doing anything. This attack on the world as a whole is being called the "Apocalypse" and "A Saintly Pajama."      "We have seen some despicable things, in this world and the next, but never did we, as a people, united or even as a whole part, imagine the magnitude and lasting impression these attacks would impress upon us." said President Bush in a speech he gave while visiting the site of the attacks. "We must be resolved as a country...nay as a world, in these times of woe and wont, to stick it to those pansy ragheads! Jihad my texas toast!"      Families gathered around the site and grieved for the loss which was incured by so many. Some held candles, others held cameras, but they mostly knew that this was Greece. "I can't believe that they would have the gall to come here and do THIS! It angers me!" said French tourist Jean-Pierre Philippe Etienne Charcuterie, speaking on a basis of anonymity. And his anger is rightly justified. This is not the first major even that terrorists have not touched. Last year they refrained from attending any Bob Dylan concerts while he was on tour.      Seceretary of Homeland Security, Tome Rayner,  released this statement today: "Whoops."      Others in the government were outraged by the lack of control we have over these primitive orangutangs. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?" Said Rep. John Newntown, "DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S IS WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID????"      Rep. John Newntown was rushed to a medical facility, where he was pronounced Carl. Lawrence Kirk is dead